"#3 Grasp both ends of the spindle firmly while a friend or loved one flushes, thus activating the patented GFlush™ system, which sends the weighted cable surfing through the plumbing system to one of the thousands of TiSP Access Nodes."
"How can Google offer this service for free?
We believe that all users deserve free, fast and sanitary online access. To offset the cost of providing the TiSP service, we use information gathered by discreet DNA sequencing of your personal bodily output to display online ads that are contextually relevant to your culinary preferences, current health status and likelihood of developing particular medical conditions going forward. Google also offers premium levels of service for a monthly fee (see below).
Good to see they can joke around...
[Edit] Heres another one
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Comment by Peter Li, on 1-Apr-2007 20:40
Is that the best they could come up with? It's just not that funny.
Comment by maxburke, on 2-Apr-2007 00:04
Turns out that TiSP is nothing but a rip-off.
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