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The Santa Conspiracy

By Gary R, in , posted: 21-Dec-2007 09:11

A little bit of Christmas satire. Has anyone noticed that Santa seems to have quite a bit in common with Satan?

1. Santa wears red clothes - Satan is depicted as being red in colour
2. You can spell Santa from the letters in Satan
3. Both live in extreme climates (one hot, one cold)
4. Both strike fear into little children - 'behave yourself or you will go to hell' or 'behave yourself or Santa will not bring you a present'
5. Both visit in the dead of night
6. Both use little minions to do their bidding - demons to possess and elves to make possessions
7. Santa encourages greed, envy, gluttony and pride which are 4 of the 'seven deadly sins' that could see you burn in hell
8. Both respond to wish lists but the personal cost will vary
9. Santa always enters a house down a chimney. The fire place is usually at the heart or soul of the house

And amazingly....

10. There are a lot of loons on the inter-web who truly believe that Santa was invented by Satan


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Comment by lugh, on 21-Dec-2007 11:41

I think the other 3 sins are still applicable: lust, sloth, and wrath (as in "why didn't I get what I wanted").

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