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Earth Day 2011 - Brainstorming Exercise

, posted: 3-Oct-2010 23:24

So, the next Earth Day is April 22, 2011. Our company is going to promote it, and become known as a "green" company. Who would like to brainstorm ideas for how we can best tackle this?

We'd like you all to participate, but we quite understand if it's not your "thing". No pressure.

Legally we're not allowed to discriminate against you based on your skin pigmentation, your choice of deity or bonking partner, how many years you've been on this planet and such like...

But failing to bow to Gaia or say "Heil Gore!" or recite the IPCC creed -- each of those is a capital offence with immediate and explosive repercussions. (That way there is no nasty Employment Court aftermath.)

So we can count on you full cooperation and support? (Remember, we know where you live.)

[For the uninitiated, the above is my attempted satire. If you don't get it, you need to watch this video. Warning: gruesome scenes.]

And the best comment about it is from "Thegavster" at the Daily Telegraph:

If this has done anything for me, its scared me. It warns me that these
people may well advocate this sort of sanction if you don’t support
their cause and as such are no different from any other extremist apart
from the fact that they have strong support in high places. What it
has also done is made me even more determined to do everything I can to
stop them. In short it has actually had the opposite affect that they
had hoped. Come on people, its time we stood up and did something about
this plague!


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David White
New Zealand

Goon fan, .NET developer, contrarian seeker of truth