I've always wanted to start my own church/religion ... for purely humanitarian reasons of course, never to profit from the gullible ...
anyone want to join ? Just 10% of you salary annually for the rest of your life to me the church and your soul will be kept safe in a jar so you can go off sinning with risk of tarnishing it.
1) The jar may or may not protect your soul
2) Your soul may or may not be possible to extract and put in jar
3) Only 1 jar so souls may mix, soul returned may or may not be your original
Lol, can I be the God of that religion, I promise to be good.