Some of you may be wondering how to be a true fanboy... our brothers in the video gaming industry have gotten it down to a fine art.

Its highly recommended that you read and adapt their wisdom for future postings...

I quote true wisdom from the holy pages:

2: The only defense is attack:

Most of the fanboy's chief tactics revolve around refusing to engage in intellectual debate. This ensures you can never be proven wrong, as no logical person is able to argue with those to whom logic makes no sense. With that in mind, never, EVER defend your stance with a well-reasoned response. Just attack, attack, attack, and you will ultimately triumph in a war of attrition.

Anything is fair game, from insulting the writer of any criticism, to mocking other consoles or games companies, even if they have nothing to do with the debate -- in fact, bringing in such straw men is encouraged, since it makes your argument even less coherent, thus less possible to counter. If somebody asks you a question or calls you out on one of your comments, just ignore them. Don't attempt to answer any queries, because that may betray the fact that you have no idea what you're talking about.

* For anyone who didn't get this - this is a joke.