You don't have a bloke in the pub giving you a smack every time the conversation wanders through natural progression
So you dont go to the pub in Masterton after Pak n save it would appear :)
You must be joking. I keep my car doors locked driving through Masterton in daylight and avoid it like the plague after dark, to be honest.
It's the sort place that makes me wish I could get a concealed carry permit here for my Glock!