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  Reply # 1009856 20-Mar-2014 13:43 Send private message

Some people have all the luck :-(

Well deserved no doubt. Enjoy!!!




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  Reply # 1009857 20-Mar-2014 13:46 3 people support this post Send private message

I offer a retrieval service. You need to pay %5 of the winnings to me directly to retrieve it.
*We do not guarantee successful retrieval, And if not no refunds.




Unless otherwise stated, any views or opinions expressed are solely those of myself and do not represent those of Vodafone New Zealand Limited. If you need help related to a Vodafone product or service feel free to message me and ill do my best to assist you.
  




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  Reply # 1009863 20-Mar-2014 13:59 Send private message

TimA: I offer a retrieval service. You need to pay %5 of the winnings to me directly to retrieve it.
*We do not guarantee successful retrieval, And if not no refunds.


Always with the fees!


I've just emailed them to see what form this one takes...

This was was received on my cell phone by the way. First time I've had that happen.



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  Reply # 1009866 20-Mar-2014 14:02 Send private message

scuwp: Some people have all the luck :-(

Well deserved no doubt. Enjoy!!!


But in seriousness.... what about that dude that won $200,000,000!

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  Reply # 1009867 20-Mar-2014 14:04 Send private message

Unlike Tim, I'm happy to collect for free. Just post your credit card details online here so I can deposit the funds once I collect them.




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  Reply # 1009873 20-Mar-2014 14:13 Send private message

Just take one of these...

NeedADebitCard

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  Reply # 1009887 20-Mar-2014 14:30 Send private message

sdav: Just take one of these...

NeedADebitCard


Good God, surely noooooooo....



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  Reply # 1009898 20-Mar-2014 14:46 Send private message

Haha yup!

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  Reply # 1009995 20-Mar-2014 16:32 Send private message

Saw this one over on Trademe the other day:

Good day Beneficiary, 
We have been able to apprehend the officials behind the delay in releasing your Contract/ Inheritance payment. We have been working with special and trained agents around the globe in order to investigate and find out why your payment of $1.5M USD has been placed on hold for several years now. 
Some group of corrupt official working with the International Monetary Fund (IMF) the Federal Ministry of Finance (FMF) in West Africa and major banks in the United Kingdom conspired to rip you off your due payment of $1.5M USD with the Central Bank. We have been able to track down 15 officials that conspired in ripping and serphoning your over due payment to their own personal accounts.. 
The fund will be processed and released to you via Telegraphic wire transfer or via a certified ATM CARD. We urge you to make a choice of payment which you find most convenient and also re- confirm your complete names, address, direct telephone numbers, occupation and a valid ID in order to update your file with the legal processing/payment office. 
Finally, we urge you to stop all communication with whom ever you are dealing with at this point for security reasons. 
Warm regards, 
Special FBI Agent 
Agent Jackson.

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  Reply # 1010008 20-Mar-2014 16:36 Send private message

sdav:
scuwp: Some people have all the luck :-(

Well deserved no doubt. Enjoy!!!


But in seriousness.... what about that dude that won $200,000,000!


That's obscene !!!






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Reply # 1010022 20-Mar-2014 16:46 Send private message

What will you do about the begging letters - keep on sending 'em out?

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  Reply # 1010036 20-Mar-2014 17:16 Send private message

Mauricio won this last week - you're too late ;-)

http://www.geekzone.co.nz/forums.asp?forumid=40&topicid=142514

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  Reply # 1010037 20-Mar-2014 17:21 Send private message

And I received the money yesterday. Today I am buying an new super boat.






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  Reply # 1010046 20-Mar-2014 17:58 Send private message

DarthKermit: Saw this one over on Trademe the other day:

Good day Beneficiary, 
We have been able to apprehend the officials behind the delay in releasing your Contract/ Inheritance payment. We have been working with special and trained agents around the globe in order to investigate and find out why your payment of $1.5M USD has been placed on hold for several years now. 
Some group of corrupt official working with the International Monetary Fund (IMF) the Federal Ministry of Finance (FMF) in West Africa and major banks in the United Kingdom conspired to rip you off your due payment of $1.5M USD with the Central Bank. We have been able to track down 15 officials that conspired in ripping and serphoning your over due payment to their own personal accounts.. 
The fund will be processed and released to you via Telegraphic wire transfer or via a certified ATM CARD. We urge you to make a choice of payment which you find most convenient and also re- confirm your complete names, address, direct telephone numbers, occupation and a valid ID in order to update your file with the legal processing/payment office. 
Finally, we urge you to stop all communication with whom ever you are dealing with at this point for security reasons. 
Warm regards, 
Special FBI Agent 
Agent Jackson.


I love everything about how that is worded!



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  Reply # 1010049 20-Mar-2014 18:00 Send private message

RunningMan: Mauricio won this last week - you're too late ;-)

http://www.geekzone.co.nz/forums.asp?forumid=40&topicid=142514


Awww guts - but it's from a different number so I have won too.

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