Mobile devices, Planets and the Human Condition

A few more jokes to brighten your day...

, posted: 1-Jul-2008 13:27

If you are offended by the "F" word. don't read this joke.

A sergeant was passing the barracks after lights out, when he
heard some voices from inside. He slammed open the door, and

Listen, you guys! A few minutes ago, you all heard me say good
night. What you must realize, is that when I say "Good Night,"
what I really mean is "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"

The room instantly fell silent. But after a few seconds, a small
voice could be heard from somewhere in the far back of the dark

"Good Night, Sergeant"


There once was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other. One day, they
found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each three
wishes.The bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male bear
in this forrest." And he got his wish.

The rabbit said, "I want a motercycle helmet." And he got his wish.

The bear went up and said, "I wish to be the only male bear in the
United States, and all the rest to be female." And he got his wish.

The rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go with that helmet." And
he got his wish.

The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all
the rest were females." And he got his wish.

It was the rabbit's turn, and he said, "I wish that bear was gay."

as per my other joke entries, I don't know where the joke originated from, nor whether its owned by someone in someway, if this is your copyrighted or other form of owned material i'm happy to remove it / take it down / give credit.


Other related posts:
Terrible, bad and a selection of Groaner jokes..
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Some Old classic jokes - "groaners"

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