It's true, it happened to a friend of a friend of mine...


I find the most fascinating things sometimes...

, posted: 16-Apr-2008 19:30

Here's a blog for you - Picking out a thermos... And here's the page I am reading at present...

http://nochurchsignsallowed.blogspot.com/2008/03/name-says-it-all.html

Not sure why this isn't coming up in pretty purple, but, hey, we're all geeks here, so you know how to find it. It's even got a link to 'the Great HPV Vaccine Hoax Exposed', if you've been reading my latest 'off topic' offering.

What lonely path brought me thus far?  (And no further...)  I was looking at Fark, as Mauricio had recommended it as a daily read, one thing led to another, and there I was.

Not being a fan of these new-fangled 'witty' church signs, I thought I would have a look. One Blogger reckons church signs should probably mention service times, the pastor's name and maybe contact details, even some of the services they offer the community. Makes sence...

Here's one I don't think I'd ever like to see - 'I'm a fan of the HO-Ho Man'... Here's one that this lady has actually seen "Don't make me come down there - God." Or, "God is madly in love with you." Like, I'm 'madly in love' with my children - I would madly love to boot them up the behind sometimes...

'She' is Deanna, by the way. She's had a lot of trouble in life, just like most of us have, actually. Her blog may be a good one to keep an eye on, especially if you have been through a hard time mentally. Like me. I have suffered form depression at various times in my life. I have suffered from claustrophobia, too. Had a miscarriage just like Deanna, or maybe not the same circumstances, but you know what I mean.

Maybe I'm not speaking to you, but you know someone who 'should' be listening (reading...) to me. Hey, feel free to pass this on.

BAck to crummy church signs, another blog. "Stairway to Heven (sic): The Cross". Phew, bad spell of something there...

Oh yes, and I am thinking of developing a new way of typing, so that I don't have to backstep all the time. It's like this: WHen I begin a new sentence there will be TWo capital letters, so you can ADopt that form of typing too, if the FAncy takes you... Or just if, LIke me, YOu're a BAd TYpist. Now I can't even be consistent whilst trying to do it deliberately... Rats...

Right. I am doing three things at once, besides breathing and cackling away to myself. Listening to Fernando Ortega, Browsing several tabs at once, and here's what made me cackle. Sometimes it even sounds like laughing. (Tries to insert picture...)  Rats. It won't work! But it talks about God getting your attention - sickness, tragedy or death, and underneath each one, all of which are spaced out beautifully on the notice board, are three service notices, also spaced out beautifully. Sunday school, adults' sunday service and wednesday service... Maybe you'd be spaced out too, just from looking at them...

One last 'sign' - God answers knee-mail. (Knew you'd love it.)

And my final thought for the day - seeing it's a blog about my discoveries... I found that one can purchase 'Trinny and Suzannah' underwear. Drop one dress-size in an instant. Only cost $130!!! I won't go into the finer details of the 'smalls', save to say that they go from your knees to 'just under' your armpits, and don't have a y-front, sorry guys.

As Miss Kitty Kat says, 'Buy those and you won't need Gym Membership'!

Good night...

Other related posts:
Where can a mother go to resign?
And you thought my life was weird...
What they don't tell you in the ads...






Author's note by mobygeek, on 18-Apr-2008 20:36

Here's another site but you-all probably know this one...  Mighty Optical Illusions - moillusions dot com ...  Haven't been to the see the scary stuff, I am too chicken!!!


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Linda George
Pukekohe
New Zealand







Five Children*, Three Cats*,
One Husband, One of Me.
(Oddly enough...)
A few Aussie Accents,
One dedicated Kiwi,
Several ANZACS.
Go Figure.



*One Kitty Kat...



What I write from my life might just help you in yours...