Females..... what do I do

, posted: 18-Dec-2006 12:41

I know this is absolutely nothing about technologies but.... I want to rant anyway....  I went out on Friday night..... and my flatmate took an entire night to get ready.

She came out with this absolutely disgusting, white, tacky, top and bottom on..... I grined and just wanted to go.

However.... she wanted me to tell her what I thought.... now What do I say? She's an absolute stunner of a girl (model in fact..) but what do I say?

If I tell the truth, I'll be a prick and she will take another 2 hrs to get ready.... and if I lie... well I'll be a prick for lying....

Anyway in the end...I managed to keep a straight face and told her it was really nice so we left.....

It's a catch 22 for us guys and sometimes we just have to lie...

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Comment by freitasm, on 18-Dec-2006 14:18

lol... What a problem...

Comment by bradstewart, on 18-Dec-2006 14:22

I feel your pain. Females.... what more is there to say?

Comment by juha, on 18-Dec-2006 15:48

Was she polite about what you wore too?

Author's note by portege, on 18-Dec-2006 16:01

She did actually, she told me which shirt to wear.... btw, she's actually very hot, European, promo girl, was one of the girls in the Tui pool ad

Comment by sbiddle, on 18-Dec-2006 17:47

Can we all come around to your house for a party next time? I'll bring the beer! :-)

Comment by juha, on 18-Dec-2006 17:52

And you worry about what she wears? Look, I need to explain a few things about life to you...

Comment by sbiddle, on 18-Dec-2006 18:11

I hope for your sake she knows nothing about the interweb and the existance of your blog! :-)

Author's note by portege, on 18-Dec-2006 18:26

I would post a picture of her, but I shouldnt...... pray for my soul that she doesnt read this...

Comment by juha, on 18-Dec-2006 19:07

Here's the ad!!!

Where's she though?

Comment by sbiddle, on 18-Dec-2006 21:16

Well next time you're facing the same dilemma you could always post a picture and we could give you some honest comments.

Comment by danclark, on 19-Dec-2006 06:59

post a pic and we'll tell ya ;)

Comment by inane, on 19-Dec-2006 09:02

you need to turn the tables,

never comment on what they are actually wearing, - instead you need to use your memory and say "hey instead of that floral dress (while thinking heshian sack) how about that neat black number you wore for (insert time worn here) I reckon that would be perfect.

better still if you can say this 1 hour in so u only loose an hour

Author's note by portege, on 19-Dec-2006 10:42

inane: That's some awesome advice. I see that you are very experienced....

Author's note by portege, on 19-Dec-2006 10:47

Juha, she's off the New Zealand Tui ad, the beer one.... u know the latest one..this is the ad http://www.tui.co.nz/video.asp?lrg=true&action=showvideo&showid=tvc1

Comment by juha, on 19-Dec-2006 11:02

Yeah... hmm... shame the beer is so undrinkable. :P

Author's note by portege, on 19-Dec-2006 11:08

I actually find Tui tastes quite nice only after about 10 beers

Comment by alasta, on 19-Dec-2006 12:31

But after ten beers you probably stop caring whether your flatmate is hot or not...

Comment by inane, on 19-Dec-2006 13:35

this is true alasta, however, the camera never lies!

Comment by freitasm, on 19-Dec-2006 13:53

Camera? We  have pictures?

Author's note by portege, on 19-Dec-2006 13:57

I am so tempted to post a pic of her (Looking like a Post-it Note), but with out her permission - I'm not prepared to do so.

I also don't see myself asking her permission in posting the picture as I would imagine that it would be hard to explain to her the nature of my blog with out her cutting my balls off and hanging it from the ceiling

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