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New Google product: Google Gulp (BETA)
Posted on 1-Apr-2005 17:29 by M Freitas | Tags Filed under: Blog


New Google product: Google Gulp (BETA)
The company is launching a line of "smart drinks" designed to maximise surfing efficiency by making users more intelligent, and less thirsty.

According to the product page on Google's website "Think a DNA scanner embedded in the lip of your bottle reading all 3 gigabytes of your base pair genetic data in a fraction of a second, fine-tuning your individual hormonal cocktail in real time using our patented Auto-Drinkô technology, and slamming a truckload of electrolytic neurotransmitter smart-drug stimulants past the blood-brain barrier to achieve maximum optimization of your soon-to-be-grateful cerebral cortex. Plus, it's low in carbs!"

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More information: http://www.google.com/googlegulp/...




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