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  # 1829130 25-Jul-2017 14:59
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timmmay:

I could tell you a joke about UDP, but I don't know if you'd get it.  


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  # 1829132 25-Jul-2017 15:00
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Photon checking in at the airport asked if he has any bags. "No, I'm travelling light"

 

 


 
 
 
 


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  # 1831631 26-Jul-2017 14:22
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Someone told me a joke about the Post Office, but I didn't get it until the next day


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  # 1831633 26-Jul-2017 14:25
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tdgeek:

 

Someone told me a joke about the Post Office, but I didn't get it until the next day

 

 

That quick?


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  # 1831673 26-Jul-2017 15:18
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Why did the visually impaired man fall into the well?

 

Because he didn't see that well.


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  # 1832096 27-Jul-2017 10:35
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Heard the one about the dyslexic nympho?

 

 

 

- She loved to cook sock..


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  # 1832097 27-Jul-2017 10:37
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A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but a piece of cling wrap around his middle. The psychiatrist says "I can clearly see your nuts."


 
 
 
 


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  # 1832100 27-Jul-2017 10:52
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Ok, two NSFW ones , here is another

 

 

 

"Do you like oral sex"?

 

 

 

"Yes, I like to talk about it"




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  # 1832104 27-Jul-2017 10:59
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Keep it clean guys.

 

 





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  # 1832330 27-Jul-2017 15:21
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Heard the one about the dyslexic satan worshipper?

 

- He sold his soul to santa :D


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A lion never cheats but a tiger wood.


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  # 1832335 27-Jul-2017 15:28
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HcoNmeM:

 

Heard the one about the dyslexic satan worshipper?

 

- He sold his soul to santa :D

 

 

Or the tee shirt slogan: Dyslexics of the world UNTIE


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  # 1832372 27-Jul-2017 16:28
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haha maybe we need a restricted adult joke thread :) 

 

 


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haha maybe we need a restricted adult joke thread :) 

 

 

 

 

I was going to, but he did, so I did. Im not to blame!! :-)


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