The last point cracked me up:
5. The system works
The property market isn’t broken and doesn’t penalise one sector over another. Left alone, without Government and Reserve Bank interference, the market does exactly what it’s supposed to do and develops wealth, security and comfort for the vast majority of New Zealanders. If you go into your first home buying adventure with patience, a strong resolve and sensible expectations you’ll win through. Best of luck.
Try telling that to the people that have been to many, many open homes and bidded lots/placed lots of offers, yet still can't get anything.