PetAT:SepticSceptic: You could try rollies, though it takes a bit of practice to get a good even roll, and you may find that most far northerners who smoke, will smoke rollies. A cheaper overall option. You can roll as thin or as thick as you like.
Though the packet will go stale after a month or so, and lose the tobacco taste, and taste like soapy straw. A good incentive to stop :-)
At lease you can take a couple of gasps, and then let it go out for an hour, or just hang into it, and then re-light when necessary.
Port Royal is nicely flavoured.
Alternatively, have a cigar. You're gonna go far, you're gonna fly high,
You're never gonna die, you're gonna make it if you try; they're gonna love you
(Pink Floyd ...)
Just don't inhale into the lungs ....
I didn't know Cigars were popularly sold in NZ. Yea Cigars look classy and nice, I would rather get those instead of cigarets if I can. Where do you get Cigars from? Which brands and how much are they? :-)
Most bottle shops, some dairy's.
You can get the baby cigars in packets of 5, all the way up to single stoogies, lovingly rolled between the thighs of dusky virgins .. :-)
$20 for a stoogie is a fair bet for a starter ... don't forget you'll need to clip the end that you light first.
Or perhaps a pipe ? Sherlock Holmes style ?