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eracode
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  #1835748 2-Aug-2017 14:14
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Batman:

 

There's quantity, but there's also quality.

 

Soon everybody will buy their test tube baby of choice from Amazon.

 

 

Will the ones with fewer features be cheaper than flagship varieties?





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  #1835757 2-Aug-2017 14:22
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eracode:

 

Batman:

 

There's quantity, but there's also quality.

 

Soon everybody will buy their test tube baby of choice from Amazon.

 

 

Will the ones with fewer features be cheaper than flagship varieties?

 

 

Nevermind the ones with fewer features, don't get caught buying a fake one, which turns out to be a bit on the lower quality side ...





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  #1835770 2-Aug-2017 14:40
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Goodday kind sir, how are you? I am with Microsoft Baby Services and I must be informing you that your baby has a virus. If you be so kind to put baby on line and swipe credit card I give you magic formula cure so as to not have problem any more again happy days.

 

 





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The stupid thing is that the experts claim it it due to things such as pesticides, plastics etc. But then the government claims they are all safe, and within the guidelines where they shouldn't have any affect on Health. You can't have it both ways.

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  #1835784 2-Aug-2017 14:50
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I'd say both parties are as good as guessing. Could be things other than pesticide and plastic surely.




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  #1835790 2-Aug-2017 14:58
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REQUEST FOR URGENT SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP

 

 

 

FIRST, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR STRICTEST CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION. THIS IS BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND ‘TOP SECRET’. I AM SURE AND HAVE CONFIDENCE OF YOUR ABILITY AND RELIABILITY TO PROSECUTE A TRANSACTION OF THIS GREAT MAGNITUDE INVOLVING A PENDING TRANSACTION REQUIRING MAXIIMUM CONFIDENCE.

 

WE ARE TOP OFFICIAL OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL WHO ARE INTERESTED IN INVETRO FERTILIZATION IN OUR COUNTRY WITH SPERM WHICH ARE PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN NIGERIA. IN ORDER TO COMMENCE THIS BUSINESS WE SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE TO ENABLE US TRANSFER INTO YOUR WOMB THE SAID TRAPPED SPERM.

 

THE SOURCE OF THIS SPERM IS AS FOLLOWS; HIGH NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL (PRINCE).

 

HOWEVER, BY VIRTUE OF OUR POSITION AS CIVIL SERVANTS AND MEMBERS OF THIS PANEL, WE CANNOT ACQUIRE THIS SPERM IN OUR NAMES. I HAVE THEREFORE, BEEN DELEGATED AS A MATTER OF TRUST BY MY COLLEAGUES OF THE PANEL TO LOOK FOR AN OVERSEAS PARTNER INTO WHOSE WOMB WE WOULD TRANSFER 21,320,000 (TWENTY ONE MILLION, THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND SPERMATAZOA). HENCE WE ARE WRITING YOU THIS LETTER.

 

PLEASE,NOTE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% SAFE AND WE HOPE TO COMMENCE THE IMPREGNATION LATEST SEVEN (7) BANKING DAYS FROM THE DATE OF THE RECEIPT OF YOUR WIFE IN LAGOS NIGERIA. THE ABOVE INFORMATION WILL ENABLE US IMPREGNATE WIFE RESPECTIVELY. THIS WAY WE WILL USE YOUR WIFE'S WOMB TO EXPORT THE SAID SPERM.

 

WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO DOING THIS BUSINESS WITH YOUR WIFE AND SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENTIALITY IN THIS TRANSATION. PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF THIS LETTER USING THE ABOVE TEL/FAX NUMBERS. I WILL SEND YOU DETAILED INFORMATION OF THIS PENDING PROJECT WHEN I HAVE HEARD FROM YOU.

 

YOURS FAITHFULLY,

 

DR CLEMENT OKON

 

NOTE; PLEASE QUOTE THIS REFERENCE NUMBER (VE/S/09/99) IN ALL YOUR RESPONSES.


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Rikkitic:

 

Welcome to the Manmaiden's Tale. Fertile men kept and milked for their sperm. Ruled by a Feminocracy. The perfect society.

 

 

 

 

Ha ha.  Love it..





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The following insult will have to change with the times:

 

"One hundred million sperm and you were the fastest?"

 

To:

 

"Ten million sperm and you were the fastest?"

 

Then:

 

"One million sperm and you were the fastest?"

 

And then:

 

"One hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?"

 

Then:

 

"Ten thousand sperm and you were the fastest?"

 

...


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  #1835827 2-Aug-2017 15:47
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DarthKermit:

 

The following insult will have to change with the times:

 

"One hundred million sperm and you were the fastest?"

 

To:

 

"Ten million sperm and you were the fastest?"

 

Then:

 

"One million sperm and you were the fastest?"

 

And then:

 

"One hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?"

 

Then:

 

"Ten thousand sperm and you were the fastest?"

 

...

 

 

Nah, they just put me in there. I was the only one.





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Batman: I'd say both parties are as good as guessing. Could be things other than pesticide and plastic surely.

 

 

 

I watched an BBC doco done on a study by Oxford uni they stated that because of the level of man made estrogens in plastics (linings of tins especially those containing vinegars, plastics used to wrap cheese and things like glad wrap) that the avg male penile size compared to 50yrs ago has gone down by 2~3 inches they also found the fish and frogs living near plastics production plants had become nearly all female because of run off and outfall from those plants containing high levels of estrogens 


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Athlonite:

 

... the avg male penile size compared to 50yrs ago has gone down by 2~3 inches ...

 

 

Yay! Finally, something good about being old!

 

Ladies! *I* am over 50! ... if you know what I mean... cool

 

 


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  #1835870 2-Aug-2017 16:37
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Batman: I'd say both parties are as good as guessing. Could be things other than pesticide and plastic surely.

 

 

 

You would hope the NZ government are actually testing stuff, and it is based on peer reviewed professional research. There are checmicals still used in NZ that are banned overseas like in USA the EU. That is a worry.


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We've been crapping in our own nest for a very long time. This is just another way that it'll come back to bite us.


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mattwnz: The stupid thing is that the experts claim it it due to things such as pesticides, plastics etc. But then the government claims they are all safe, and within the guidelines where they shouldn't have any affect on Health. You can't have it both ways.


I think the obesity trend was one of the big ones mentioned.

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Lastman:
mattwnz: The stupid thing is that the experts claim it it due to things such as pesticides, plastics etc. But then the government claims they are all safe, and within the guidelines where they shouldn't have any affect on Health. You can't have it both ways.


I think the obesity trend was one of the big ones mentioned.

 

 

 

But if that was the case, then only obese people would be affected. eg if you are fat, then you risk having a lower sperm count. But I don't believe there are figures that back that up.


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