Angry women - stand back and gently throw chocolate.
Apparently in this PC modern age I am expected to take offence and express outrage at this ^^^ but I won't because it made me laugh!
Gently was a concession to PC. Besides a woman told me that so it can't be wrong.
Which reminds me: If A Man Speaks In The Forest And There's No Woman To Hear Him, Is His Still Wrong?