Some experiences of the confined.....
* I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
Very funny :-)
Squish the loo roll so the inner is oval.
I'd swear my kids when they were younger would use a half a roll per sitting. I could hear the roll spinning around like a pokie machine on speed
A quick squish put paid to the excessive use.
It was that or threatened them with the old public service brown loo paper. Slick on one side, sandpaper on the other. It would either spread the poop or rasp it off.
Eye watering results either way.