Yep, I mentioned the Crocs loud and proud! F$&@ the fashionistas- Crocs are a far more practical throw-on footwear choice than jandals or those heinous Adidas slider things.
Thinking back, though, I think it was an even more desultory scene than I painted initially: every few days I’d been slowly removing additional facial hair to produce some fantastically ugly results. That day was early in this ‘annoy my wife’ competition, so I think I also had full lamb chops and a handlebar moustache!
All I can say is at least it wasn’t a later variation, when all that was left had me resembling He Who Cannot Be Named On This Forum (and I don’t mean Voldemort). That said, my wife refused to let me leave the house with that, nor the thinner version that Mugabe sported...
While this may seem OT to this particular thread, the reality is this mucking about provided entertainment to the family in these weird times...
+1 for Crocs - my go to solution for quick walks to the bin, the gate, dry weather dog walks in the paddocks and so on.
My sense of sartorial self-respect won't permit me to wear them in public, just as I would never dream of wearing jandals, shorts, vests and some other things in public.