The Washington Post - Opinions - Why would any woman swipe right * for this man?
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It is the ageless cry of the jilted man.
“Will you please like me?” President Trump asked at a campaign rally Tuesday. “Please? Please?”
Trump’s entreaty was addressed to suburban women, or, as he has previously called them, “housewives.”
To his plea to be liked, he added this justification: “I saved your damn neighborhood, okay? The other thing, I don’t have that much time to be that nice.”
It’s a wonder Trump’s manifold charms aren’t working on women. Who among them wouldn’t swipe right * on this profile?
Big, beautiful, Straight Orange Male with history of adultery seeks white housewives for Big Macs and friendship with political benefits.
Enjoys QAnon pedophile conspiracies and armed intimidation of civil rights demonstrators.
Turnoffs: science, fitness, manners.
Prefers that women sign NDAs and answer to “pig,” “dog,” “monster” and “nasty.”
* What is swiping right?
slang To show interest in or approval of someone or something in an app.
The phrase was popularized by the dating app Tinder, in which users "swipe right" on the screen to indicate interest in a potential mate.