New York Times - The Punchiest Punchlines (Treason Finale Edition)
“Thank you for joining us for the treason finale of the Donald Trump era.” - JIMMY KIMMEL
“Hey, Republicans who supported this president - especially the ones in the joint session of Congress today - have you had enough?
"After five years of coddling this president’s fascist rhetoric, guess whose followers want to burn down the Reichstag?” - STEPHEN COLBERT
“That’s a very upsetting Paul Revere remix: ‘The red hats are coming! The red hats are coming!’” - STEPHEN COLBERT
“He does not give a damn about you. He went home to watch it on TV. You’re just entertainment for him - and, of course, a steady stream of merchandise sales.” - STEPHEN COLBERT
“Remind me: Are we great again yet?” - STEPHEN COLBERT