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  #2690013 9-Apr-2021 15:04
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Trump was the loser, woohoo
So this limerick stops at line two.


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  #2690020 9-Apr-2021 15:22
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I found this website today:

 

The Best Donald Trump Limericks, Slimericks and Nonsense Verse

 

Some examples:

 

The Hair Flap

 

The hair flap was truly a scare:
Trump's bald as a billiard back there!
The whole nation laughed
At the state of his graft;
Now the man's wigging out, so beware!

 


The Stable Genius

 

A president famed for his spite
Tweeted "I'm outstandingly bright.
I'd be perfectly able
To muck out a stable
Because I'm a genius at shite!

 

NOTE: The limerick above won the fifth annual "Bring your Limericks to Limerick" contest, sponsored by the Limerick Writers' Centre

 

 





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  #2690350 10-Apr-2021 09:49
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NZ Herald - 'Very real chance' Donald Trump will go to prison as financial probe heats up

 

03 Apr, 2021

 

 

 

 

not gonna happen. if it gets that far it will go to the supreme court, all his friends are there.

 

if for no other reason then for it to drag out to the next republican president whoever/whenever that may be (inc himself or his children) and gets a pardon


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  #2690612 10-Apr-2021 14:56
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Batman:

 

not gonna happen. if it gets that far it will go to the supreme court, all his friends are there.

 

if for no other reason then for it to drag out to the next republican president whoever/whenever that may be (inc himself or his children) and gets a pardon

 

 

100% will happen. Supreme Courts at state or federal level might force their beliefs on society but like Trump and his crazies forgot, they are still courts.

 

They do not typically even hear cases from lower courts. In this instance his "friends" have already voted against him on taxes and refused to hear other cases on multiple occasions.

 

Trumps are losers - he is probably just being used for the mid-terms then the GoP will discard him assuming he's not in prison by then.


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  #2690634 10-Apr-2021 16:07
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His mates in the Supreme Court didn't exactly help him out with all his bs "election fraud" cases though, did they? In fact, I think the bulk of them weren't even heard for a lack of evidence.


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  #2691015 11-Apr-2021 19:07
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The Washington Post - Trump slashes at McConnell as he reiterates election falsehoods at Republican event

 

today

 


Former president Donald Trump called Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell a “dumb son of a bitch” as he used a Saturday night speech to Republicans to blame him for not helping overturn the 2020 election and reiterated false assertions that he won the November contest.

 

Trump, speaking to a Republican National Committee gathering at his Mar-a-Lago Club in Palm Beach, Fla., excoriated a number of Republicans even as he publicly called for party unity - focusing on those who voted to convict him in impeachment proceedings. 

 

But he saved his sharpest vitriol for the Kentucky Republican. ...

 

McConnell was not there, and he has not spoken to Trump in months, telling advisers he never plans to speak to him again. ...

 



 





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  #2691117 12-Apr-2021 01:44
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quickymart:

 

His mates in the Supreme Court didn't exactly help him out with all his bs "election fraud" cases though, did they? In fact, I think the bulk of them weren't even heard for a lack of evidence.

 

 

That's because they are actually qualified judges and not the Beagle Boys masquerading as judges. They may differ in interpretations but they don't ignore the law.


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  #2691118 12-Apr-2021 01:49
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That's because they are actually qualified judges and not the Beagle Boys masquerading as judges. They may differ in interpretations but they don't ignore the law.

 

 

Which Trump never understood, you can appoint toadies into political offices and they'll do what you want, or at least make sure the thing you've put them in charge of does what you want, but it doesn't work so well for judges.

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  #2694149 17-Apr-2021 12:57
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Arizona Senate republicans hire fraud theorist for recount:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/arizona-recount-cyber-ninjas/2021/04/16/b3cbbf08-996e-11eb-962b-78c1d8228819_story.html

Biden won Arizona by 10,000+ votes. This is privately funded. I guess it's not an official recount and just another storytime?

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  #2694162 17-Apr-2021 13:08
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The Republicans are the most sour-faced ungracious bad losers of all time. They should follow Al Gore's example and grow up!

 

 





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  #2694191 17-Apr-2021 13:34
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Mwahahahaha... Founding member of Oath Keepers Jon Schaffer enters first guilty plea in Jan. 6 Capitol breach - The Washington Post

 

 

A founding member of the Oath Keepers arrested in the Jan. 6 riot at the Capitol pleaded guilty Friday and agreed to cooperate against others in the case — the first defendant to publicly flip in the sprawling domestic terrorism investigation that has led to charges against more than 410 people.

 

Schaffer, 53, a guitarist and lead songwriter for the heavy metal band Iced Earth, was charged on Friday by criminal information, a type of charging document used when a defendant waives the right to an indictment.

 

He was initially charged with six crimes, including engaging in an act of physical violence and targeting police with bear spray.

 

Schaffer pleaded guilty to only two charges, but both are felony offenses carrying serious penalties that federal prosecutors are relying on heavily in the wider probe. One, obstruction of an official proceeding of Congress, is punishable by up to 20 years in prison; the other, trespassing on restricted grounds of the Capitol while armed with a deadly or dangerous weapon, carries up to a 10 year prison term.

 





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  #2694228 17-Apr-2021 14:32
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Rikkitic:  The Republicans are the most sour-faced ungracious bad losers of all time. ...

 



 

Fake News.   😠

 

Republics won, but were cheated and victimized by the Deep State and by the evil Democrat Conspiracy (also known as voters).

 





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  #2694274 17-Apr-2021 18:47
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  #2694406 18-Apr-2021 14:35
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Can‘t remember of an orange turtle with childish behavior and with an own twitter account.





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