@SaltyNZ:
freitasm: Graduation is 7PM in Florida.
Fundraising event is dinner three-hour flight away.
It doesn't work.
Oh man I hate it when I finally get a day off my criminal trial for illegally hiding the payoff transaction used to shut the porn actor I had sex with while my wife was giving birth but then it turns out I have to choose between attending the high school graduation for the kid my third wife gave birth to while I was f***ing that porn star who I named after a fake name I used to use when I called up talkback radio stations to praise myself on air and going to a fundraiser to pay my hundred million dollar legal bills.
FTFY.