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  # 1913676 6-Dec-2017 07:54
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Funny that "I" actually means "He"

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  # 1913701 6-Dec-2017 09:04
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Sideface:

 


 

 

This best describes him in one word for me

 

C O C K W O M B L E

 

(n) a useless, bumbling f*ckwit.


 
 
 
 


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  # 1913715 6-Dec-2017 09:22
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DaveB:

 

This best describes him in one word for me

 

C O C K W O M B L E

 

(n) a useless, bumbling f*ckwit.

 

 

+1

 

 

cockwomble (plural cockwombles) (Britain, slang, derogatory) A foolish or obnoxious person.

 

get the mug:

 

 

or the T shirt:

 





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  # 1913784 6-Dec-2017 10:55
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If it's not too rude (mods?), a compound word that means one who gives oral stimulation to other men.


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  # 1913900 6-Dec-2017 15:30
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This week has been a big week for the world imho....

 

Firstly he reduces the size of a massive nature reserve in order that mining may be undertaken, and today has advised he is shifting the Israel Embassy to Jerusalem.

 

I am so pissed at both these decisions..especially the latter as it could easily lead to yet more Middle Eastern conflict that simply isnt necessary. 


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  # 1913903 6-Dec-2017 15:35
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I am so pissed at both these decisions..especially the latter as it could easily lead to yet more Middle Eastern conflict that simply isnt necessary. 

 

 

 

 

Well, you know what's better than a nuclear war in Asia? A nuclear war in Asia and a nuclear war in the Middle East!





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  # 1913948 6-Dec-2017 16:47
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Also he wants to create a secret spy ring that reports directly to the head of the CIA and himself. This new spy ring would overcome CIA red tape and be run by an external contractor.

 

You know this is shit waiting to happen.





 
 
 
 


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  # 1913955 6-Dec-2017 16:58
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  # 1914035 6-Dec-2017 19:35
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Donald Trump in One Word:

 

After giving this topic lengthy consideration, I'm now convinced that attempting to summarize this...person in a single word is nigh impossible.

 

In fact, he's one of the few people who require a label that consists of many words.

 

Many, many words.

 

Donald knows words. But I know a few, too.

 

Consider the following:

 

Nouns that are applicable to this very unpleasant man:
Boor, Buffoon, Bully, Demagogue, Egomaniac, Fool, Liar, Loudmouth, Oaf, Rabblerouser, Schemer, Scoundrel, Troll, Windbag.

 

Suitable adjectives:
Acrimonious, Baleful, Bombastic, Churlish, Coarse, Common, Contemptible, Cowardly, Crude, Cruel, Deceitful, Despicable, Devious, Disreputable, Doltish, Foolish, Gross, Hateful, Hostile, Jealous, Loathsome, Loutish, Malevolent, Malignant, Mean, Narcissistic, Neurotic, Noxious, Oafish, Obnoxious, Obsessive, Psychotic, Spiteful, Stupid, Talent-less, Tasteless, , Uncouth, Uncultivated, Unkind, Unpredictable, Untrustworthy, Untruthful, Venial, Venomous, Vulgar.

 

With respect to his fitness for office, he is
Callow, Ignorant, Illogical, Impulsive, Incompetent, Maladroit, Treasonous, Treacherous, Unequipped, Unfitted, Unprepared, Unqualified, Unworthy.

 

With respect to his behavior and demeanor in office, he is:
Amateurish, Bungling, Dangerous, Deleterious, Destructive, Detrimental, Disgraceful, Divisive, Grievous, Harmful, Hazardous, Insulting, Inimical, Injurious, Perilous, Pernicious, Prejudicial, Random, Risky, Threatening, Toxic, Uncivil, Unpresidential.

 

Note that there are a many, many words that are absolutely inappropriate to describe Donald Trump, such as Diplomatic, Exemplary, Respected, Respectable, Trustworthy, Presidential. Nor is he Encouraging or Empowering, unless you count the KKK, White Supremicists, Islamophobics and pussy-grabbers.

 

Now, you may be confused as to an apt, succinct term to describe the man who's currently grasping, with all the power of his tiny hands, the office of President of the United States.

 

No need to worry, there is such a single word! It is neither a noun, adjective, adverb or any other part of speech. It's a word that is not yet part of the current generation's lexicon but there's no doubt that it will appear in the dictionaries and thesauri of the future.

 

It's this: Anyone who embodies all, most, or even some, of the above negative qualities and traits will be easily described as a:

 

TRUMP.

 

Sample conversations from the future:

 

'What can I say? The man's a trump!'

 

'For God's sake George! Don't be such a trump!'

 

'If you don't stop behaving so trumpishly, I'm off!'

 

'I didn't realize you were so trumpy! I wanna divorce!'

 

Company CEO: "Frogwell, have you found a man to replace me yet? My retirement is almost upon us, you know.'
Personnel Manager: 'Uh, yes Sir. Well, there's a chap called Bean. He's quite well qualified, but I'm not sure he's the right man. Rumor has it he's a little...well, trumpy, if you'll pardon the language.'

 

Teacher: 'Okay class, quick quiz - the hoverbuses are beginning to land: Who was the President that historians consider responsible for the collapse of America in the last century?'

 

'Alice, I'm worried about little Ahab.'
'Why? What's wrong?'
'Well...he's quite a little...trump at times.'
'Dougall, he's three, for God's sake!'
'Maybe. But have you seen what he does with the pussy?'

 

'Trevor, wot you know 'bout boxin gloves?'
'Wot?'
'Me Dad's old coach told me the best brand's...whadhesay?oh yeah, ZipCo.'
'Nah, mate, you're outta luck. Company went bust years ago.'
'Durn! He reckined their stuff was the best.'
'Yeah, ZipCo used to be a great outfit. But they gotta a new CEO, guy called Bean, and he completely trumpled it.'

 

And finally, a question:

 

What do you consider to be the best Xmas gift for Donald Trump?
A mirror.
A pussy.
A solid gold bidet.
A fully functioning dictatorship.
A one-way trip to Mars.





TRexit - Vote him out, drag him out, take him out: either way, he's gotta go.


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  # 1914098 6-Dec-2017 20:10
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geekIT:

 

 ... And finally, a question:

 

What do you consider to be the best Xmas gift for Donald Trump?
A mirror.
A pussy.
A solid gold bidet.
A fully functioning dictatorship.
A one-way trip to Mars.

 

 

I vote for a mirror:

 





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  # 1914255 7-Dec-2017 07:19
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Unfortunately, this is what America gave him last Christmas...





TRexit - Vote him out, drag him out, take him out: either way, he's gotta go.


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  # 1914269 7-Dec-2017 07:58
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He hasn't been playing with that fragile toy, so thats good for us earthlings. he just rambles on, makes a fool out of himself, and fires people.

 

He has now decided to play with it as per below.

 

President Donald Trump recognized Jerusalem as Israel's capital on Wednesday and announced plans to relocate the US Embassy there, a move expected to inflame tensions in the region and unsettle the prospects for peace.
"I have determined that it is time to officially recognize Jerusalem as the capital of Israel," Trump said from the White House's Diplomatic Reception Room. "After more than two decades of waivers, we are no closer to a lasting peace agreement between Israel and the Palestinians."
The move signaled a willingness on Trump's part to prioritize fulfilling a campaign promise over the consensus among US allies in the region and beyond that the decision could stymie the peace process and increase security risks in a region that is already on edge.


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  # 1914354 7-Dec-2017 08:47
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tdgeek:

 

He hasn't been playing with that fragile toy, so thats good for us earthlings. he just rambles on, makes a fool out of himself, and fires people.

 

He has now decided to play with it as per below.

 

President Donald Trump recognized Jerusalem as Israel's capital on Wednesday and announced plans to relocate the US Embassy there, a move expected to inflame tensions in the region and unsettle the prospects for peace.
"I have determined that it is time to officially recognize Jerusalem as the capital of Israel," Trump said from the White House's Diplomatic Reception Room. "After more than two decades of waivers, we are no closer to a lasting peace agreement between Israel and the Palestinians."
The move signaled a willingness on Trump's part to prioritize fulfilling a campaign promise over the consensus among US allies in the region and beyond that the decision could stymie the peace process and increase security risks in a region that is already on edge.

 

 

Eh?  He most certainly has played with the "fragile toy" - he's an environmental saboteur - unless of course you're in the minority who believe that global climate change is a conspiracy.

 

As far as Jerusalem goes, that's diplomatic sabotage - hopefully it will be seen for what it is - a cynical distraction to divert attention from corruption at home, and to honour a promise made to fundies when campaigning.  It has Bannon written all over it - who's been planning and looking forward to the global judeo christian war against islam and atheists.


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  # 1914359 7-Dec-2017 08:59
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tdgeek:

 

He hasn't been playing with that fragile toy, so thats good for us earthlings. he just rambles on, makes a fool out of himself, and fires people.

 

He has now decided to play with it as per below.

 

President Donald Trump recognized Jerusalem as Israel's capital on Wednesday and announced plans to relocate the US Embassy there, a move expected to inflame tensions in the region and unsettle the prospects for peace.
"I have determined that it is time to officially recognize Jerusalem as the capital of Israel," Trump said from the White House's Diplomatic Reception Room. "After more than two decades of waivers, we are no closer to a lasting peace agreement between Israel and the Palestinians."
The move signaled a willingness on Trump's part to prioritize fulfilling a campaign promise over the consensus among US allies in the region and beyond that the decision could stymie the peace process and increase security risks in a region that is already on edge.

 

 

Eh?  He most certainly has played with the "fragile toy" - he's an environmental saboteur - unless of course you're in the minority who believe that global climate change is a conspiracy.

 

As far as Jerusalem goes, that's diplomatic sabotage - hopefully it will be seen for what it is - a cynical distraction to divert attention from corruption at home, and to honour a promise made to fundies when campaigning.  It has Bannon written all over it - who's been planning and looking forward to the global judeo christian war against islam and atheists.

 

 

First point, he has done nothing. Had he "did" anything in line with all his silly promises, then yes, but in this case its no. So he opted out of the climate change thing, given the snails pace of any country doing anything, thats not an issue as once he is gone next election, or before, the US will re join

 

Middle East, yes that a disaster. ISIS are planning on the embassy as we speak. Its like sticking a thorn on an absess. Very very dangerous action.


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  # 1914375 7-Dec-2017 09:31
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tdgeek:

 

Fred99:

 

tdgeek:

 

He hasn't been playing with that fragile toy, so thats good for us earthlings. he just rambles on, makes a fool out of himself, and fires people.

 

He has now decided to play with it as per below.

 

President Donald Trump recognized Jerusalem as Israel's capital on Wednesday and announced plans to relocate the US Embassy there, a move expected to inflame tensions in the region and unsettle the prospects for peace.
"I have determined that it is time to officially recognize Jerusalem as the capital of Israel," Trump said from the White House's Diplomatic Reception Room. "After more than two decades of waivers, we are no closer to a lasting peace agreement between Israel and the Palestinians."
The move signaled a willingness on Trump's part to prioritize fulfilling a campaign promise over the consensus among US allies in the region and beyond that the decision could stymie the peace process and increase security risks in a region that is already on edge.

 

 

Eh?  He most certainly has played with the "fragile toy" - he's an environmental saboteur - unless of course you're in the minority who believe that global climate change is a conspiracy.

 

As far as Jerusalem goes, that's diplomatic sabotage - hopefully it will be seen for what it is - a cynical distraction to divert attention from corruption at home, and to honour a promise made to fundies when campaigning.  It has Bannon written all over it - who's been planning and looking forward to the global judeo christian war against islam and atheists.

 

 

First point, he has done nothing. Had he "did" anything in line with all his silly promises, then yes, but in this case its no. So he opted out of the climate change thing, given the snails pace of any country doing anything, thats not an issue as once he is gone next election, or before, the US will re join

 

Middle East, yes that a disaster. ISIS are planning on the embassy as we speak. Its like sticking a thorn on an absess. Very very dangerous action.

 

 

Here's a list (only up to October) of Trump's environmental sabotage:

 

https://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/03/how-trump-is-changing-science-environment/

 

 


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