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Brandon Fellows smoking marijuana in an office at the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021
I was about to praise him for using a clever disguise.
I thought his beard was a mop he dyed with red food coloring and strapped to his face.
In a day of making all the wrong choices, the only things he did right was not hold up his driver's license in one hand, and a sign saying "I've got a bomb" in the other while getting photographed.