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  # 2306147 26-Aug-2019 13:09
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Geektastic: 

I look forward to GM chickens that lay yolk only eggs!

 

Close but not quite as laid  - I've been meaning to try this:

 


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  # 2306242 26-Aug-2019 15:23
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eracode: That Vogels don’t make their great bread in a larger crossectional format.

 

Now that is truly something to be really annoyed about!

 



Well yeah - it is - slightly. Would be nice to have a sandwich or piece of toast that’s a bit larger than kiddie-size.

 

Or toast that is thick sliced. I hate skinny toast!

 

Add to that "That Vogels do not make organic stoneground wholemeal versions of their bread."






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  # 2306246 26-Aug-2019 15:27
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Geektastic: 

I look forward to GM chickens that lay yolk only eggs!

 

Close but not quite as laid  - I've been meaning to try this:

 

 

 

 

 

Now that is odd. Personally I like runny scrambled eggs (with cream and butter...) but my wife would love that - she likes hers overdone like eggy ball bearings!

 

 

 

As a child I used to get my mother to fry only the yolks when she did eggs for us!






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  # 2306247 26-Aug-2019 15:31
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If I'd asked my mother for a specific preparation of eggs I suspect she may have back handed me hard enough to have my head spin round in circles LOL

 

"What the hell do you think this is, a Hotel?!"

 

 


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  # 2306267 26-Aug-2019 16:02
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networkn:

 

If I'd asked my mother for a specific preparation of eggs I suspect she may have back handed me hard enough to have my head spin round in circles LOL

 

"What the hell do you think this is, a Hotel?!"

 

 

 

 

You're too soft.  Correct response, scream and yell, spit them out while moaning about how starving you are, threaten to call the police or child support services. After you get dressed and go to work, call siblings and metlife care to arrange future accommodation for mother. 


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  # 2306268 26-Aug-2019 16:03
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networkn:

If I'd asked my mother for a specific preparation of eggs I suspect she may have back handed me hard enough to have my head spin round in circles LOL


"What the hell do you think this is, a Hotel?!"


 



“Sorry Mum - I was only yolking”.




Sometimes I just sit and think. Other times I just sit.


 
 
 
 


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  # 2306570 27-Aug-2019 08:26
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My boss...





Handsome Dan Has Spoken.

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  # 2306583 27-Aug-2019 09:02
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Fred99:

 

networkn:

 

If I'd asked my mother for a specific preparation of eggs I suspect she may have back handed me hard enough to have my head spin round in circles LOL

 

"What the hell do you think this is, a Hotel?!"

 

 

 

 

You're too soft.  Correct response, scream and yell, spit them out while moaning about how starving you are, threaten to call the police or child support services. After you get dressed and go to work, call siblings and metlife care to arrange future accommodation for mother. 

 

 

Then my mother would have laughed out loud and gone to get the jug cord.


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  # 2306585 27-Aug-2019 09:02
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The number of places having fathers day sales that have a tenuous or no likely connection to something your father would want to purchase or have purchased for him.


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  # 2306594 27-Aug-2019 09:22
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freitasm: Checking to see if your name is visible in the public profile...

 

 

He's not actually Dan! Everything is a lie! 😨


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  # 2306625 27-Aug-2019 10:07
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Behodar:

 

freitasm: Checking to see if your name is visible in the public profile...

 

 

He's not actually Dan! Everything is a lie! 😨

 

 

Well, next you will find @handsomedan is neither Dan nor Handsome.

 





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  # 2306678 27-Aug-2019 11:48
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Then my mother would have laughed out loud and gone to get the jug cord.

 

 

 

 

"I have to hurt you because I love you".

 

Ooooohhhh - beat me harder mommy, love me more.

 

 


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  # 2306685 27-Aug-2019 12:02
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Fred99:

networkn:


Then my mother would have laughed out loud and gone to get the jug cord.



 


"I have to hurt you because I love you".


Ooooohhhh - beat me harder mommy, love me more.


 



You joke but family violence 8s no laughing matter.




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