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Smpl Mnmlst
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#654935 13-Jul-2012 10:28

pageweon: nice perfume always goes down a treat, although the last gift i got the missus was a trip to queenstown, 2 days at the distinction hotel (grabone deal voucher hehe)

she absolutely loved it

She went alone?

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#654942 13-Jul-2012 10:47

no i went with her and also took her out for fancy dinners (which i got to enjoy also)

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#654973 13-Jul-2012 11:28

eracode:
pageweon: nice perfume always goes down a treat, although the last gift i got the missus was a trip to queenstown, 2 days at the distinction hotel (grabone deal voucher hehe)

she absolutely loved it

She went alone?

Oh, BURNED! :-)

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#654984 13-Jul-2012 12:06

Give her money and tell her to get her own gift.

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#655001 13-Jul-2012 12:46

There are plenty of gift ideas for women. Let me rattle off a few:

an iron and ironing board
a vacuum cleaner
a bucket and mop
a years supply of washing powder
a washing machine
an oven
parking lessons

There are too many options to list here...

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#655017 13-Jul-2012 13:04

Reminds me of an old joke:

One guys says "I gave my wife a diamond ring and a Ferarri - so that if she doesn't like the ring, she can drive to the jewellers to change it"

Other guy says "I gave my wife some fur slippers and a dildo - so that if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go thing herself".

IIFRC at least the second line was used by Paulie in "The Sopranos".

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#655021 13-Jul-2012 13:08

Satch: There are plenty of gift ideas for women. Let me rattle off a few:

an iron and ironing board
a vacuum cleaner
a bucket and mop
a years supply of washing powder
a washing machine
an oven
parking lessons
There are too many options to list here...

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#655029 13-Jul-2012 13:18

avecha: Give her money and tell her to get her own gift.

This solution will bite you on the butt.

Thee continuity and repetitiveness of this butt-biting will be based on:
a) the amount gifted (inversely proportional)
b) the time between the gift and commencement of the butt-biting (proportional)

...stick with the Helicopter

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#655037 13-Jul-2012 13:30

oxnsox:
avecha: Give her money and tell her to get her own gift.

This solution will bite you on the butt.

Thee continuity and repetitiveness of this butt-biting will be based on:
a) the amount gifted (inversely proportional)
b) the time between the gift and commencement of the butt-biting (proportional)

...stick with the Helicopter

My dad always gives mum the atm card for birthdays and anniversary's. Always works out well.

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#655081 13-Jul-2012 14:23

I can't believe that after all this time, no-one has answered 'If you don't know, then I'm not going to tell you!'

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#655128 13-Jul-2012 15:16

avecha: Give her money and tell her to get her own gift.

This always works here also.

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#655420 14-Jul-2012 11:44

i once bought myself a ducati for my (now ex) mrs birthday... i highly recommend it.

the ducati that is... although buying it at another time of year would make more sense.