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  # 661824 25-Jul-2012 15:43
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KiwiNZ: The was a young policeman Mangere junction,
Who's _____ had ceased to function.
For ten years of his life, He deceived his wife.
With the delicate use of his truncheon.


My whole office LOL'd at this. 


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  # 661841 25-Jul-2012 16:05
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kiwitrc:
xpd:

I walked around there at 3am on Saturday morning after drinking 2.5l of cheap beer in an hour....


Legend!


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Havent done anything like that since...  been dry for 4 months now.... Im so gonna be trashed when I start again...





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  # 661846 25-Jul-2012 16:09
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xpd:
kiwitrc:
xpd:

I walked around there at 3am on Saturday morning after drinking 2.5l of cheap beer in an hour....


Legend!


Thank you (bow)

Havent done anything like that since...  been dry for 4 months now.... Im so gonna be trashed when I start again...



Or don't start again!


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  # 661915 25-Jul-2012 17:50
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Mark:
kingjj:

Come on, what a waste of a thread. Undecided


Sheesh!  Sense of humor failure!

It was a gentle poke fun at the police, because to be perfectly blunt you DON'T see them out walking the beat anymore, they are always in their cars driving around!  The whole community policing thing is missing these days, personally I think they should make time to get out and about and be the local policeman for an area .. paperwork should not be something they have to bother too much about as surely there are office minions who can type up reports from the notes ?




There were office minions, until National fired them all.

More money for the front-line and all that.

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  # 661976 25-Jul-2012 19:07
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Mark: paperwork should not be something they have to bother too much about as surely there are office minions who can type up reports from the notes? 

It would be unpossible for this to be further from the truth!

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# 662031 25-Jul-2012 21:19
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Dratsab:
Mark: paperwork should not be something they have to bother too much about as surely there are office minions who can type up reports from the notes??

It would be unpossible for this to be further from the truth!



Still use "hunt & peck" as a typing style?



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Dratsab:
Mark: paperwork should not be something they have to bother too much about as surely there are office minions who can type up reports from the notes??

It would be unpossible for this to be further from the truth!



Still use "hunt & peck" as a typing style? :-)


Smash and swear is much more productive!

 
 
 
 


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  # 662688 26-Jul-2012 23:07
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bwahahaha! SOP then!

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  # 662692 26-Jul-2012 23:15
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I remember growing up in Hamilton I used to see them walking the streets usually in pairs.  And they had helmets on. Was unthinkable not to have one.




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