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  #784887 21-Mar-2013 11:40
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Hilarious.
I wonder whats causing all these trademe (non)-alternatives to come crawling out of the woodwork recently

This honestly looks like a polytech students "project-assessment" turned into a live site.

Check out their facebook, if you like weird non-sensical clipart.

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  #784913 21-Mar-2013 12:24
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“Your smile and satisfaction make us BEST”

 
 
 
 


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  #784914 21-Mar-2013 12:27
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They offer website design and development!!!

"Shine Eleven offers a complete package of affordable website design and ecommerce web development Shine Eleven follows the latest technique for designing and developing website. For Example Spiral model, Iteration model and waterfall model With about a million of people accessing the web every day"

"A website that does not impress the visitors will not help in promoting the sales."

"For example one cannot imagine a website dealing with auto parts and repair to have a design using bright colours and floral patterns. "

I could go on quoting parts all day!

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  #784920 21-Mar-2013 12:46
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nicnzl: They offer website design and development!!!

"Shine Eleven offers a complete package of affordable website design and ecommerce web development Shine Eleven follows the latest technique for designing and developing website. For Example Spiral model, Iteration model and waterfall model With about a million of people accessing the web every day"

"A website that does not impress the visitors will not help in promoting the sales."

"For example one cannot imagine a website dealing with auto parts and repair to have a design using bright colours and floral patterns. "

I could go on quoting parts all day!


My eyes hurt from even starting to read that front page.... 




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  #784996 21-Mar-2013 14:26
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"Choose a Service"
"Google Adwards"
"Website Maintainance"

Good thing "Spell Checking" isn't a service they offer.

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  #785966 23-Mar-2013 17:10
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Bwahahahahahaha.

Thats all I can really say about that.




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  #785976 23-Mar-2013 17:39
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Ironically they are using google adverts, and it advertises their web design competitors on it.

 
 
 
 


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  #785979 23-Mar-2013 17:43
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That is one reason I dont get why places who are using their website for advertising their services would ever run adwords on them. You have paid all that to get people onto your site, why accept peanuts to give them a reason to leave?




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  #785982 23-Mar-2013 17:50
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richms: That is one reason I dont get why places who are using their website for advertising their services would ever run adwords on them. You have paid all that to get people onto your site, why accept peanuts to give them a reason to leave?


Exactly, although for some particular ads you can get paid quite well, but generally you need good traffic. Apparently there is a way to open adword links in a new window, so they don't leave the site.

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OMG, they also do a dating site and:
"Shine Eleven Education provides you world-class education opportunities." WTF?




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DarthKermit: OMG, they also do a dating site and:
"Shine Eleven Education provides you world-class education opportunities." WTF?


World class FAIL education

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