tonyhughes: Post your jokes. Watch your language. It's a family show (consider it to be about R13). Take your discussions elsewhere - its a joke thread, not a soapbox thread!! If you are new forum user, this is an easy way to get involved on the forums BUT you still have to post on the introductions forum, or we will ziggle your woggle with a moggelllated figgle.
An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost
everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could
move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never
seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is.
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a rather large
old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a
button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small
room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small
circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the
numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up
again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.
The father said quietly to his son...'Go and get your mother.'
Now based in Perth WA.