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  Reply # 1639054 22-Sep-2016 22:11
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I had never filled a departure form in the USA. I have been visiting the country since the early 90s.





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  Reply # 1639056 22-Sep-2016 22:12
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keepitwarm:

 

"I made eggs"

 

 

 

Nope, you didn't, a hen did. 

 

 

So, if a hen made eggs, what made the hen? 


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  Reply # 1639058 22-Sep-2016 22:16
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Geektastic:

 

Filling endless Departure and Arrival cards when I fly.

 

My passport is electronic. You know when I left and you know when I arrived. Making me get out a pen and write pointless details about what I did when I visited your country, my flight number, my passport number etc is just +#$%@@@ annoying.

 

You don't check anyway - last time I left Australia I put my profession down as 'Circus Clown'.....

 

Find an electronic way to deal with this - such as having the questions on the screen at Smartgate, an app - or even on the screen in the plane seat. It's 2016....!!!!

 

 

Plus one (the button has disappeared for some reason). 

 

You did commit a crime by filling the form inaccurately.  I'm not sure I'd be so brave to lie on immigration forms. Even though it is an obvious joke .

 

 

 

 


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  Reply # 1639086 22-Sep-2016 23:34
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  Reply # 1639088 22-Sep-2016 23:35
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surfisup1000:

 

Geektastic:

 

Filling endless Departure and Arrival cards when I fly.

 

My passport is electronic. You know when I left and you know when I arrived. Making me get out a pen and write pointless details about what I did when I visited your country, my flight number, my passport number etc is just +#$%@@@ annoying.

 

You don't check anyway - last time I left Australia I put my profession down as 'Circus Clown'.....

 

Find an electronic way to deal with this - such as having the questions on the screen at Smartgate, an app - or even on the screen in the plane seat. It's 2016....!!!!

 

 

Plus one (the button has disappeared for some reason). 

 

You did commit a crime by filling the form inaccurately.  I'm not sure I'd be so brave to lie on immigration forms. Even though it is an obvious joke .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Crime shmime. They deserve a bill for wasting my time.






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  Reply # 1639095 22-Sep-2016 23:57
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freitasm:

 

surfisup1000:

 

 

 

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Whitelist Geekzone on your adblocker (or subscribe) and it will appear again.

 

 

 

 

Ah gotcha, will do. Thx. 

 

 


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  Reply # 1639102 23-Sep-2016 02:25
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Geektastic:

 

 

 

Crime shmime. They deserve a bill for wasting my time.

 

 

You'll be getting the full body cavity check next time. Hehe.


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  Reply # 1639133 23-Sep-2016 07:03
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Geektastic:

 

You don't check anyway - last time I left Australia I put my profession down as 'Circus Clown'.....

 

 

Not funny. #HadToBeSaid.

 

 


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  Reply # 1639135 23-Sep-2016 07:22
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frankv:

Geektastic:


You don't check anyway - last time I left Australia I put my profession down as 'Circus Clown'.....



Not funny. #HadToBeSaid.


 



So the next time you go to Australia and see the CIQ officer slipping on a rubber glove as you approach the counter.........




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  Reply # 1639138 23-Sep-2016 07:36
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Geektastic:

Filling endless Departure and Arrival cards when I fly.


My passport is electronic. You know when I left and you know when I arrived. Making me get out a pen and write pointless details about what I did when I visited your country, my flight number, my passport number etc is just +#$%@@@ annoying.


You don't check anyway - last time I left Australia I put my profession down as 'Circus Clown'.....


Find an electronic way to deal with this - such as having the questions on the screen at Smartgate, an app - or even on the screen in the plane seat. It's 2016....!!!!



Yep that 90 second task is so onerous




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  Reply # 1639935 24-Sep-2016 17:40
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Another one I will add, people that post a picture of their dog on facebook and then words like "Mummy said I have been a bad dog" and other crap like that asif their talking for their dog.





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  Reply # 1639964 24-Sep-2016 18:54
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MikeB4:
Geektastic:

Filling endless Departure and Arrival cards when I fly.


My passport is electronic. You know when I left and you know when I arrived. Making me get out a pen and write pointless details about what I did when I visited your country, my flight number, my passport number etc is just +#$%@@@ annoying.


You don't check anyway - last time I left Australia I put my profession down as 'Circus Clown'.....


Find an electronic way to deal with this - such as having the questions on the screen at Smartgate, an app - or even on the screen in the plane seat. It's 2016....!!!!



Yep that 90 second task is so onerous


Onerous if the pen is in one place, the passport another etc.

Also pointless. To still be using bits of paper in this way in 2016 is just bonkers.





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  Reply # 1639965 24-Sep-2016 18:56
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Dingbatt:
frankv:

Geektastic:


You don't check anyway - last time I left Australia I put my profession down as 'Circus Clown'.....



Not funny. #HadToBeSaid.


 



So the next time you go to Australia and see the CIQ officer slipping on a rubber glove as you approach the counter.........


Well, normally that sort of thing costs me money on a Thursday night......;-)





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  Reply # 1640014 24-Sep-2016 19:57
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Geektastic:
Dingbatt:
frankv:

 

Geektastic:

 

 

 

You don't check anyway - last time I left Australia I put my profession down as 'Circus Clown'.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not funny. #HadToBeSaid.

 

 

 

 

 



So the next time you go to Australia and see the CIQ officer slipping on a rubber glove as you approach the counter.........


Well, normally that sort of thing costs me money on a Thursday night......;-)

 

It's a digital world....


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  Reply # 1640022 24-Sep-2016 20:39
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When you send someone on GZ a PM thinking you might possibly be doing them a favour by suggesting something they might be interested in - and it doesn't even warrant an acknowledgment.


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