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  Reply # 1470712 14-Jan-2016 12:10
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spearsniper: Someone with a full trolley of groceries at the 10 item or less express lane. Normally always in front of you when you are in a hurry.


Or someone going through the self-checkout with a trolley load of hand-selected veggies and fruit with no bar codes. Takes them ages to find each item, weight it, and get into the bag, during which time the auto-checkout will usually tell them "seek assistance"....and stop dead. 




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  Reply # 1470725 14-Jan-2016 12:23
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Websites wanting me to watch a video, but making me watch 15 seconds of ads, so I don't watch the video.

 
 
 
 


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Reply # 1470727 14-Jan-2016 12:25
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Lately I have sold a couple of things on Trade Me, the buyers haven't responded to my E-Mails.



Ah Trade Me buyers.

Getting "will you post this" questions on a pickup-only Trade Me listing, and having poor feedback left for me when they haven't bothered to pay.

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  Reply # 1470730 14-Jan-2016 12:27
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Linuxluver: 

Or someone going through the self-checkout ..........


Self - checkouts!

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  Reply # 1470736 14-Jan-2016 12:32
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Pubs that run out of low alcohol tap beer because it is "really popular nowadays". HELLO ????

Oh ..... and pubs that do not stock low alcohol beer because "we do not have a demand for it". HELLO ???? 

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  Reply # 1470740 14-Jan-2016 12:37
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People asking for help in a rather vague manner in this forum, without bothering to read any previous threads or doing a google search.


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  Reply # 1470742 14-Jan-2016 12:42
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Deposits left by dogs outside my house that have not been picked up by the dog's owner.

(Apostrophe in the right place??)


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  Reply # 1470743 14-Jan-2016 12:43
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  Reply # 1470744 14-Jan-2016 12:45
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Short men who think they are the boss...................

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  Reply # 1470745 14-Jan-2016 12:46
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Ppl voting to kick me from CS:GO games because I'm at the top of the points for that one round.





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  Reply # 1470746 14-Jan-2016 12:46
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MikeB4: The recent trend manufactures of toilet paper have started, gluing the start of the roll.... why for goodness sake, why? 


So they don't unravel in transit?

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  Reply # 1470749 14-Jan-2016 12:48
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Emails that start "Hi Team,"  when the "Team" is just me.

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  Reply # 1470754 14-Jan-2016 12:51
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networkn:
MikeB4: The recent trend manufactures of toilet paper have started, gluing the start of the roll.... why for goodness sake, why? 


So they don't unravel in transit?


They are wrapped :(

which reminds me of another, that incredibly hard to open plastic packaging that cuts ones fingers and brings on rage and colourful metaphors  




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  Reply # 1470758 14-Jan-2016 12:54
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DaveB: Pubs that run out of low alcohol tap beer because it is "really popular nowadays". HELLO ????

Oh ..... and pubs that do not stock low alcohol beer because "we do not have a demand for it". HELLO ???? 

But have you ever had both at the same pub, as I did in a rural town pre-New Year? "Sorry, we've run out of lite beer on tap - it's been really popular this summer. No, we don't have any in bottles - not much call for it."

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  Reply # 1470763 14-Jan-2016 13:04
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MikeB4:
networkn:
MikeB4: The recent trend manufactures of toilet paper have started, gluing the start of the roll.... why for goodness sake, why? 


So they don't unravel in transit?


They are wrapped :(

which reminds me of another, that incredibly hard to open plastic packaging that cuts ones fingers and brings on rage and colourful metaphors  


Yeah, that type of plastic that won't tear

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