DarthKermit:
Rikkitic:
Geektastic: My phone is switched off at night. Can't think of anything likely to happen whilst I am asleep that would require immediate action.
House on fire? Your car has just been stolen? Father kidnapped by terrorists? Missile launched at US by DPRK? Comet about to strike earth? Alien invasion?
Donald Trump actually says something coherent. NZ's next top model. Andrew Little ahead in polls.
I can believe the first two - but you're just being silly with the last one!!