Geektastic:
Fred99:
Fred99:
Fred99:
I missed a call last night on our landline, from a "private caller" who left a brief message, transcribed:
"Hey Dawn, I'm back in the loony bin - South ward"
"How come none of you F**ckers ever come to visit me?"
"Anyway, bye"
I don't know a "Dawn", never heard of a "South ward", but I'm almost 100% sure I have the answer to the question.
Sorted!
Phone rang a few minutes ago and I answered it.
Same voice asks "Hello, is Dawn there?".
At least she now knows she had the wrong number, if she has the correct number then hopefully she might get a visitor - but it surely won't be me.
Oh no! (several months later).
Phone rang a few minutes ago and I answered it.
Same voice asks "Hello, is Dawn there?".
"Oh no. Sorry. Didn't you hear? She's no longer with us I am afraid."
So you suggest going full scumbag mode on someone with obvious mental health issues - for a "funny prank"?
Seek help. That's not funny.