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  #2304578 23-Aug-2019 13:12
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Fred99:

 

A sponsored ad for caltrops on my FB feed. 

 

 

Man! What kind of porn do *you* browse????

 

 

Would be masochist, but I firewall the sites, to hurt myself.


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  #2305211 24-Aug-2019 12:05
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Snot. Volumes and volumes and volumes of it. Endless, unceasing production of the chest and sinuses, day after day after day. How can a body generate so much of this horrible crap in such an unending stream? It just goes on and on. I am literally drowning in it.

 

 

 

 





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  #2305216 24-Aug-2019 12:19
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Put some of it in a petri dish and let it grow. Within a few generations it will have evolved into something smart enough to run for the US presidency.


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  #2305217 24-Aug-2019 12:22
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DarthKermit:Put some of it in a petri dish and let it grow. Within a few generations it will have evolved into something smart enough to run for the US presidency.

 

Don't we have that currently?


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  #2305437 24-Aug-2019 17:59
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Watching contractors thrust fibre under my drive way, knowing full well that I'll never get connected to it.

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  #2305975 26-Aug-2019 10:48
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The fact that eggs are not 100% yolk.





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  #2305976 26-Aug-2019 10:53
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Geektastic: The fact that eggs are not 100% yolk.

 

Not a fan of pavlova or meringues I take it?





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  #2306019 26-Aug-2019 11:01
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When the fluoro light above your desk starts to flick.

 

But you have to wait for the site services crew to fix it for H&S reasons.

 

And the room is too dark to leave it turned off.

 

Flick.

 

Flick..

 

Flick...

 

Flick....


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  #2306023 26-Aug-2019 11:07
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BlueShift:

 

When the fluoro light above your desk starts to flick.

 

But you have to wait for the site services crew to fix it for H&S reasons.

 

And the room is too dark to leave it turned off.

 

Flick.

 

Flick..

 

Flick...

 

Flick....

 

 

Leave the office. For safety resons since it might induce a rage attack.





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  #2306033 26-Aug-2019 11:30
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Geektastic: The fact that eggs are not 100% yolk.


Not a fan of pavlova or meringues I take it?



Meringues are ok. But sugary.

Pavlova has fruit in it and I hate fruit.

I look forward to GM chickens that lay yolk only eggs!





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  #2306085 26-Aug-2019 11:43
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Pavlova has fruit in it and I hate fruit.


You're doing pavlova wrong.

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  #2306103 26-Aug-2019 12:18
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That Vogels don’t make their great bread in a larger crossectional format.




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  #2306107 26-Aug-2019 12:24
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eracode: That Vogels don’t make their great bread in a larger crossectional format.

 

Now that is truly something to be really annoyed about!

 

 





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  #2306120 26-Aug-2019 12:42
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eracode: That Vogels don’t make their great bread in a larger crossectional format.


They used to have unsliced so you could make really wide sandwiches if that was your thing but not enough people bought it so it all gets the chop now.

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  #2306121 26-Aug-2019 12:43
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Rikkitic:

eracode: That Vogels don’t make their great bread in a larger crossectional format.


Now that is truly something to be really annoyed about!


 



Well yeah - it is - slightly. Would be nice to have a sandwich or piece of toast that’s a bit larger than kiddie-size.




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