Stupid prescription instructions: "Protect yourself from too much sunlight". So how much is too much? Stay indoors all the time? Can I walk to the mailbox? Do I need hazmat gear? This is worse than no instruction at all.
"Limit alcohol". Great, more pharmaceutical precision. What the hell does that mean? One glass of wine? Three? None? Once a week? Every day? What idiot comes up with this stuff?
What would happen if you sat outside and had a couple of G&Ts? I’d give it a go.