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  Reply # 1517221 21-Mar-2016 20:59
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You've been a geek your whole life, and your granddaughter shows you how to do stuff on your phone.




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  Reply # 1517229 21-Mar-2016 21:12
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xpd:

 

.... the 6 year old is beating me at Disney Infinity.......

 

 

 

 

You don't even know what that is...






 
 
 
 




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  Reply # 1517230 21-Mar-2016 21:13
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ubergeeknz:

 

the cool kids already moved on to Snapchat, Instagram is so last year

 

 

 

 

Snapchat? I used to play that with my Mum when I was a nipper.






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  Reply # 1517278 21-Mar-2016 22:42
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when you can whistle while brushing your teeth.  (dentures)


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  Reply # 1517318 22-Mar-2016 02:46
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When you get up to pee in the middle of the night with the light off and sit down to do it because it's easier (for guys).


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  Reply # 1517350 22-Mar-2016 08:26
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when your once proud six pack starts to turn into a 30ltr keg or when you kneel for 5 minutes and it takes you 10 minutes to get back up 


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  Reply # 1517355 22-Mar-2016 08:33
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when your once proud six pack starts to turn into a 30ltr keg or <snip>

 

 

... or when you fall asleep after the first can  wink





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  Reply # 1517356 22-Mar-2016 08:35
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When you have to get up to pee in the middle of the night, every night.

 

 


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  Reply # 1517357 22-Mar-2016 08:37
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You go to the doctor with any kind of problem and he tells you it's just part of the aging process. Suck it up, princess.

 

 


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  Reply # 1517362 22-Mar-2016 08:44
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you know you are getting old when you start threads about getting old tongue-outsealedwink





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  Reply # 1517363 22-Mar-2016 08:45
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Staying out past midnight is a struggle without medication.





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  Reply # 1517389 22-Mar-2016 09:24
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This (youtube link, Billy Connolly)





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  Reply # 1517397 22-Mar-2016 09:40
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You know you're old when you remember when flies stayed dead


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  Reply # 1517403 22-Mar-2016 10:01
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You go to a bar and everyone else (except your mates) looks under-age.


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  Reply # 1517567 22-Mar-2016 13:28
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Strippers call you sir.





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