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  Reply # 1533214 14-Apr-2016 21:02
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Geektastic:

 

Rikkitic:

 

When things that were easy are now hard.

 

 

 

 

When things that were hard are now soft...! surprised

 

 

This is a family show!


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  Reply # 1533251 14-Apr-2016 21:44
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tdgeek:

 

Geektastic:

 

Rikkitic:

 

When things that were easy are now hard.

 

 

 

 

When things that were hard are now soft...! surprised

 

 

This is a family show!

 

 

He's referring to abs and biceps ... right?


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  Reply # 1533271 14-Apr-2016 23:11
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joker97:

 

tdgeek:

 

Geektastic:

 

Rikkitic:

 

When things that were easy are now hard.

 

 

 

 

When things that were hard are now soft...! surprised

 

 

This is a family show!

 

 

He's referring to abs and biceps ... right?

 

 

 

 

I assumed it was chewing gum...






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  Reply # 1533297 15-Apr-2016 00:11
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You know you're old when you struggle to remember, um, er, embarassed


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  Reply # 1533484 15-Apr-2016 11:25
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... when your daughters are having hot flushes.





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  Reply # 1533773 15-Apr-2016 22:03
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Sideface:

 

... when your daughters are having hot flushes.

 

 

Lordy.

 

I really AM old then as I have apparently forgotten even having any children!! surprised








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Just thought of another one.

When you surf iTunes casually listening to music from your teen years that you absolutely hated at the time but now “isn’t actually so bad” based solely on the nostalgia that hearing it engenders....





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  Reply # 1915355 8-Dec-2017 15:33
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When the doctors all look young.

 

 





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  Reply # 1915368 8-Dec-2017 16:18
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When being sent home from ED after a bout of chest pain (not heart as it transpired) and get told "we really don't like prescribing morphine for home use by elderly patients". Whaaaat?


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  Reply # 1915389 8-Dec-2017 17:14
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We can't have anyone old giving themselves a graceful exist. Let's make them do something horrible and violent to themselves instead.  





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  Reply # 1915390 8-Dec-2017 17:19
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99.9% of the music released today sounds like s**t. Give me the oldies any day.


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when you click on the best songs of 2017 and you have heard none of them and have no clue who  the artists are.





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  Reply # 1915639 9-Dec-2017 12:25
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Someone says "Lets go out for a few beers" and you think "Errr...no thanks...quiet night in front of the telly...drinking tea...."








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  Reply # 1915640 9-Dec-2017 12:26
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You realise that if you live as long as your father, you'll be dead in 25 years time.






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When you have to carefully plan how you get out of car.


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