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  #1915663 9-Dec-2017 13:57
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When you go shopping with your 2-year-old grandson, and the middle-aged shop assistant asks whether you're his grandfather or his great-grandfather.

 

Yes, really.  Yesterday.  frown





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  #1915689 9-Dec-2017 15:39
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When unhealthful junk food suddenly tastes like it is. wink





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  #1915690 9-Dec-2017 15:41
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When you start to ask the DJ to bring down the bass volume a little bit.





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  #1915692 9-Dec-2017 15:54
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When your first computer's 'mass storage' was on a MC.





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  #1915693 9-Dec-2017 15:58
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When you nod off on the couch or your chair just about every time you sit down in it. 





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  #1915694 9-Dec-2017 16:02
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You realise that if you live as long as your father, you'll be dead in 25 years time.



When you should have died 7 years ago if you’d died at the same age as your father

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  #1915695 9-Dec-2017 16:06
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I actually know what this is about..

 

 

Also probably an ealier prototype of fidget spinner..


 
 
 
 


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  #1915719 9-Dec-2017 16:09
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When you are disciplined like ... *click*





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  #1915721 9-Dec-2017 16:41
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You know your old when girls & guys you went to school with are now grandparents.

 

 





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  #1915724 9-Dec-2017 16:51
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SATTV:

You know your old when girls & guys you went to school with are now grandparents.


 


Or this could mean you are in your early thirties in some circles.




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  #1915739 9-Dec-2017 17:51
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ben28:
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You realise that if you live as long as your father, you'll be dead in 25 years time.



When you should have died 7 years ago if you’d died at the same age as your father


I must be dead already. Father = 41 Me = 68

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  #1915741 9-Dec-2017 17:52
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When your stomach is no longer bottomless.




Involuntary autocorrect in operation on mobile device. Apologies in advance.


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  #1915742 9-Dec-2017 17:55
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tdgeek:

 

When you've always been a geek type and can't be ars*d with FB, Twitter, Instagram, and whatever else is cool these days. 

 

 

 

 

I deleted my fb account when I was 25ish now I'm 28 and I don't have Twitter, Instagram, but I do have snapchat... I don't think that makes me old it just makes me a private person.


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  #1915802 9-Dec-2017 20:23
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I've never had a FB account nor instagram, snapchat or any of those other things. My partner is into all of them. I just don't see the appeal of it.

 

I was born in 1970. Don't know if that makes me old, but I pick and choose what tech I'm into.


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  #1915832 9-Dec-2017 21:20
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DarthKermit:

 

I've never had a FB account nor instagram, snapchat or any of those other things. My partner is into all of them. I just don't see the appeal of it.

 

I was born in 1970. Don't know if that makes me old, but I pick and choose what tech I'm into.

 

 

From what I see, few IT people are into social engineering..oops  I mean networking

 

When I see friends FB-ing. I am boarding a flight, it makes me puke. I see show off


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