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  #1647618 8-Oct-2016 09:32
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Dratsab:

 

tdgeek: I might call Stuff and let them know I plan on going to the refuse place today. 

 

Now that does sound like real news.

 

- What sort of time do you think you'll be going?
- Do you usually wait for the ambient temperature to get to a certain level before going?
- Will you wear a jersey or cardigan?
- Will you be upset if it's a bit dirty and/or messy there?

 

 

Well how about this:

Breaking news 23 few guys pat themselves all over then chucks an egg shaped ball around and everybody is just so happy. What's the difference?





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  #1647624 8-Oct-2016 09:43
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Breaking news! This just in! Shocking survey reveals that no-one cares about Aarob Smith any more.

 

 


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  #1647729 8-Oct-2016 16:57
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Phil Goff elected Mayor of Auckland

Video at 20 seconds:

 

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  #1648340 10-Oct-2016 09:22
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The lead national news story on Herald site this morning:

 

 

 


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  #1648365 10-Oct-2016 10:00
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joker97:

 

Dratsab:

 

tdgeek: I might call Stuff and let them know I plan on going to the refuse place today. 

 

Now that does sound like real news.

 

- What sort of time do you think you'll be going?
- Do you usually wait for the ambient temperature to get to a certain level before going?
- Will you wear a jersey or cardigan?
- Will you be upset if it's a bit dirty and/or messy there?

 

 

Well how about this:

Breaking news 23 few guys pat themselves all over then chucks an egg shaped ball around and everybody is just so happy. What's the difference?

 

 

This happened again when I woke up on Sunday.





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  #1648439 10-Oct-2016 11:50
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Fred99:

 

The lead national news story on Herald site this morning:

 

 

 

 

What, no Kardashians today ? Woe is me, the sky Is falling !!!





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  #1648460 10-Oct-2016 12:12
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NZ Herald is on a roll today:

 

 

Nice text on the syringe - hope this guy has a food service license.


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  #1648461 10-Oct-2016 12:12
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She is recovering from her reality experience.

 





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  #1649830 12-Oct-2016 15:47
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From NZ Herald Lifestyle section today:

 


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  #1650110 13-Oct-2016 08:37
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A new low of banality for the Herald today:

"Why do some farts smell worse than others?"

Dealing with the big issues of our time as ever....

Do these people even know what news it's? Or that there is a world outside NZ?





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Geektastic: A new low of banality for the Herald today:

"Why do some farts smell worse than others?"

Dealing with the big issues of our time as ever....

Do these people even know what news it's? Or that there is a world outside NZ?

 

Regrettably thats what the public want, or the media feel that is needed to attract views

 

 

 

It is very easy to resolve. 

 

 

 

www.nzheraldshow.co.nz

 

 

 

 


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  #1650153 13-Oct-2016 10:06
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tdgeek:

 

Geektastic: A new low of banality for the Herald today:

"Why do some farts smell worse than others?"

Dealing with the big issues of our time as ever....

Do these people even know what news it's? Or that there is a world outside NZ?

 

Regrettably thats what the public want, or the media feel that is needed to attract views

 

 

 

It is very easy to resolve. 

 

 

 

www.nzheraldshow.co.nz

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Geektastic:

 

tdgeek:

 

Geektastic: A new low of banality for the Herald today:

"Why do some farts smell worse than others?"

Dealing with the big issues of our time as ever....

Do these people even know what news it's? Or that there is a world outside NZ?

 

Regrettably thats what the public want, or the media feel that is needed to attract views

 

 

 

It is very easy to resolve. 

 

 

 

www.nzheraldshow.co.nz

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Link broken

 

 

Not a real link, what the website link should be, a show not news


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  #1650175 13-Oct-2016 10:33
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Geektastic: A new low of banality for the Herald today:

"Why do some farts smell worse than others?"

Dealing with the big issues of our time as ever....

Do these people even know what news it's? Or that there is a world outside NZ?

 

 

There's nothing new about farts in the media:

 





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