Geektastic:
We could just start making the tripe up ourselves:
The New Zealand Herald! Is it a great Newspaper? No.
Are New Zealand papers worth reading? No.
Breaking News! It's raining in Gore.
The NZ Herald - free cat litter tray liner every issue!
A woman in Timaru today complained that the pie she bought was steak and cheese, not mince and cheese. "It's disgusting. I've never been treated like this! They should be ashamed. My friend on social media agreed!
Next - What The Internet Thought of the Hot Pie incident - you'll be amazed!
That's good material - are you sure you don't work for AH?