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  #1538223 22-Apr-2016 16:23
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Switch the M and the N key. Simple, but hideously effective laughing

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  #1541318 24-Apr-2016 19:11
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I had a cop pull me over the other night and he asked me if I had been drinking to which I honestly answered yes Officer I've had atleast four drinks in the last 2 hours 


he then asks me to blow into the alcohol detection device which I did and no alcohol was registered he removed the straw and asked if I could do it again and I did same result he then asks me to wait there so I did quietly chuckling to myself while he radios up his Sargent to come do the same test 


The Sargent arrive has a quick talk to the other officer then come to my window and ask me if I had been drinking to which I gave the same reply as before Yes I have had atleast 4 drinks in the last 2 hours he asks me to the blow in the straw and I do and same result zero alcohol registered he then asks me what I had been drinking so I said 4 cups of coffee he burst out laughing but the other cop was not amused I said to him next time you might want to ask if someone has been drinking Alcohol and not just drinking it also helped me out as I knew the Sargent and had spoken to him whilst working on a bar door early that night so we were both having a good laugh at the expense of the first cop  


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  #1541338 24-Apr-2016 20:11
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You are brave

Involuntary autocorrect in operation on mobile device. Apologies in advance.

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  #1541444 25-Apr-2016 08:25
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joker97: You are brave




meh not really I know most of the cops round HB as I'm a security guard so deal with them quite often I hadn't seen this one before though so thought he must be a newbie lets see what he does and sure enough silly mistake of not being accurate when you ask a question will get ya pranked  

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  #1541554 25-Apr-2016 11:35
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whilst working on a bar door 



Hah! Yet another IT guy who also does door work :-P Seems to be a surprisingly large number of us around.



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