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  #1832411 27-Jul-2017 17:28
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tdgeek:

 

networkn:

 

haha maybe we need a restricted adult joke thread :) 

 

 

 

 

I was going to, but he did, so I did. Im not to blame!! :-)

 

 

Didn't bother me in the slightest, I know some of the filthiest and funniest jokes around, but some are more easily offended than others, so it would make sense to make it subscribers only so those who don't want to see them are opted out. 

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  #1832477 27-Jul-2017 19:50
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RIP Boiled Water. 

 

You Will Be Mist.

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  #1835165 1-Aug-2017 19:20
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I tried my hand at crypto mining today (please note contains swearing)

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm6164qGWiY

 

 

 

 

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  #1835184 1-Aug-2017 19:29
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What kind of cheese is made backwards?

 

Edam.

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  #1835277 1-Aug-2017 21:30
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A policeman spots a huge black guy dancing on the roof of a Ford car.

He radios for backup.

"What's the situation?"

"A big fat [black guy] is dancing on the roof of an old Ford."

"You can't say that over the radio", replies the operator, "you have to use politically correct terminology"

"OK, Zulu....Tango....Sierra"




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  #1835301 1-Aug-2017 22:01
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eracode:

 

A policeman spots a huge black guy dancing on the roof of a Ford car.

He radios for backup.

"What's the situation?"

"A big fat [black guy] is dancing on the roof of an old Ford."

"You can't say that over the radio", replies the operator, "you have to use politically correct terminology"

"OK, Zulu....Tango....Sierra"

 

 

A policeman spots a drunk [white] italian guy dancing on the roof of a car.

He radios for backup.

"What's the situation?"

"A drunk [white] italian guy is dancing on the roof of an old car."

"You can't say that over the radio", replies the operator, "you have to use politically correct terminology"

"OK, Romeo... Foxtrot... Alfa"

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  #1835425 2-Aug-2017 09:33
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True story:

 

A psychiatric patient escapes from hospital after assaulting a female nurse.

 

Headline: Nut screws and bolts

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  #1835439 2-Aug-2017 09:48
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Apocryphal:

 

 

A psychiatric patient escapes from hospital after assaulting cleaners.

 

 Headline: Nut screws washers and bolts

 

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  #1835470 2-Aug-2017 10:07
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tdgeek:

 

Someone told me a joke about the Post Office, but I didn't get it until the next day

 

 

I still haven't got it.

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  #1835494 2-Aug-2017 10:22
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What do you call a girl with no arms?

 

- Jane.. it's her blardy name..

 

 

 

Knock knock..

 

Who's there?

 

- Not Jane.. :)

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  #1835496 2-Aug-2017 10:24
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Venison's dear isn't it




Most of the posters in this thread are just like chimpanzees on MDMA, full of feelings of bonhomie, joy, and optimism. Fred99 8/4/21

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  #1835515 2-Aug-2017 10:42
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A jew, a bank robber, a horse and a midget all enter into a bar. The barman says "is this supposed to be some kind of joke?"

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  #1835549 2-Aug-2017 11:00
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The Internet has no walls and doors, so who needs Gates and Windows?

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  #1835619 2-Aug-2017 12:06
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 Two guys' pub conversation:

 

1: My wife left the other day - went out for some milk and didn't come back.

 

2: That's terrible - how are you getting on?

 

1: Not too bad - been using that powdered stuff.




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  #1835680 2-Aug-2017 12:51
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DaveB:

 

tdgeek:

 

Someone told me a joke about the Post Office, but I didn't get it until the next day

 

 

I still haven't got it.

 

 

The mail, till the next day, snail mail

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