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  # 2097693 27-Sep-2018 19:16
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elpenguino:

timmmay:


I could tell you a joke about UDP, but I don't know if you'd get it.  



Now that is a geeky joke !


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  # 2097695 27-Sep-2018 19:18
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allan:

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Heard the one about the dyslexic satan worshipper?


- He sold his soul to santa :D



Or the tee shirt slogan: Dyslexics of the world UNTIE



DYSLEXICS RULE KO




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  # 2097717 27-Sep-2018 19:38
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SepticSceptic:

Very nervous first time bank robber races into the bank and yells:


"Air in the hands, motherstickers,


This is a fcuk-up !"



An Irish man living in Australia was short of cash and decided the best way to get it was to rob abank. He was worried that some one would recognise him but his strong advent so took elocution lessons to get an Aussie accent.

After acouple of weeks he had a perfect accent, got a shot gun, sawed it off and after donning a balaclava walked into a bank.

This is a steekup up he screams in perfect occa. Give me all your money.


You're Irish aren't you replied the teller.

Nah. I'm Aussie... Give us all ya cash now.

No.. You're Irish ... said the teller.

Strewth .. I'm not.. Give us all your money screams back the Irish man.

You are says the teller for the third time.

All right i am says the frustrated Irish man.. How did you know?

Well you sawed the wrong end off your shot gun....




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  # 2097723 27-Sep-2018 19:47
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LOL saw it coming 5 lines in but still couldn't stop laughing out loud.

 

 


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  # 2102051 5-Oct-2018 10:50
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Did you hear that Australians have found two new uses for sheep?

 

Meat and wool.


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  # 2102723 6-Oct-2018 22:11
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I've removed the most recent post and it's replies.  @nunz those "jokes" were as off the mark as your blog post.  Use some common sense.


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  # 2102739 7-Oct-2018 00:08
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gehenna:

I've removed the most recent post and it's replies.  @nunz those "jokes" were as off the mark as your blog post.  Use some common sense.



What blog post.

And since when is black humour any worse than sheep shagging jokes? Bestiality seems lower than dark parental humour.. with jokes told to me by my kids and anurse.




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  # 2102740 7-Oct-2018 00:26
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Theres a difference between silly and black. Start another thread if you want. Your post was called out by several members as inappropriate for this thread.

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  # 2102741 7-Oct-2018 00:30
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nunz:
gehenna:

I've removed the most recent post and it's replies.  @nunz those "jokes" were as off the mark as your blog post.  Use some common sense.



What blog post.

And since when is black humour any worse than sheep shagging jokes? Bestiality seems lower than dark parental humour.. with jokes told to me by my kids and anurse.


Dysfunctional much?

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  # 2102792 7-Oct-2018 06:46
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gehenna: Theres a difference between silly and black. Start another thread if you want. Your post was called out by several members as inappropriate for this thread.


Not just inappropriate for this thread - inappropriate on gz.

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And now for something gentle! The old couple who live next door are lovely. They are in their 80's, and spend a lot of time with each other. He is remarkably attentive to his wife and calls her "lovey" and "honey" and "darling". I asked him about this and he replied " I have to call her something but I forgot her name and I am too frightened to ask!"


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  # 2102902 7-Oct-2018 14:20
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So, I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger...........

 

 

 

And then it hit me.


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  # 2107335 13-Oct-2018 16:28
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gehenna: Theres a difference between silly and black. Start another thread if you want. Your post was called out by several members as inappropriate for this thread.

 

Sorry My Bad.

 

 

 

 





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  # 2107336 13-Oct-2018 16:35
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When's a tractor not a tractor?

When it turns into a farm gate!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

Why'd the second koala fall from the tree?

It was on the first koala's back.

Why'd the third koala fall from the tree?

Thought it was a game.

Why'd the Aussie fall off his bike?

Hit by three falling koalas.

Why'd the second Aussie fall from her bike?

Tandem...

(que eyerolls!)






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