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  Reply # 2107383 13-Oct-2018 17:12
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When is the punchline?

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  Reply # 2111733 21-Oct-2018 07:49
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Yesterday I was at my local Pak n Save buying a large bag of Purina dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. 
What did she think I had - an elephant?

So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in hospital last time, but that I'd lost 10 kg before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. 


I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina pellets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.
 
Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I said Nah, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's arse and a car hit us both. 

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