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  Reply # 2137090 30-Nov-2018 10:28
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eracode:

 

Wife: No

 

Me: It's a good name.

 

Wife: Babe, we're not calling the dog 'Sarah Jessica Barker' - so keep thinking.

 

Me: Woofie Goldberg.

 

 

 

 

Wife: Nah.

 

Me: Ann Huntaway.

 

Wife: FFS.

 

Me: Michael Canine.

 

Wife: Bingo.


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  Reply # 2137096 30-Nov-2018 10:32
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eracode:

 

eracode:

 

Wife: No

 

Me: It's a good name.

 

Wife: Babe, we're not calling the dog 'Sarah Jessica Barker' - so keep thinking.

 

Me: Woofie Goldberg.

 

 

 

 

Wife: Nah.

 

Me: Ann Huntaway.

 

Wife: FFS.

 

Me: Michael Canine.

 

Wife: Bingo.

 

 

B I N G O, and Bingo was his name-o.

 

 


 
 
 
 


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  Reply # 2137100 30-Nov-2018 10:35
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eracode:

 

eracode:

 

Wife: No

 

Me: It's a good name.

 

Wife: Babe, we're not calling the dog 'Sarah Jessica Barker' - so keep thinking.

 

Me: Woofie Goldberg.

 

 

Wife: Nah.

 

Me: Ann Huntaway.

 

Wife: FFS.

 

Me: Michael Canine.

 

Wife: Bingo.

 

 

 

 

B I N G O, and Bingo was his name-o.

 

 

 



Very good! Didn’t think of it that way when I typed it.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hWcv6fGe9w

 


Chew Barka would’ve been the next suggestion.


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  Reply # 2137113 30-Nov-2018 11:10
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What goes in hard and comes out soft?

 

Chewing gum.


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  Reply # 2137517 30-Nov-2018 20:43
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Scientist 1: "We found a new planet. What should we name it?"

 

Scientist 2: *Bangs Head on Keyboard*

 

Scientist 1: "Perfect!"


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  Reply # 2137589 1-Dec-2018 00:07
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elpenguino:

evnafets:


Rudolph the red nosed reindeer.  He went down in history...



Subtle and silly at the same time, nice.


Groan!!!!

How do you tell the difference between female ants and male ants?

Drop them in water. If they sink they are girl ants and the rest are buoyant.





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I decided to donate blood today but they kept asking all sorts of stupid questions.

 

"Whose blood is this?"

 

"Where did you get the bottle?"

 

 


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Want to hear a joke about the future?

I’d tell you, but you didn’t like it

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I met a woman who worked for an atheist charity.
Apparently it was a non-prophet organisation.





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  Reply # 2167945 26-Jan-2019 13:56
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Too subtle for the texting generation.

 

 





I reject your reality and substitute my own. - Adam Savage
 


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My grandfather could never throw  anything away .... he died in the war holding a hand grenade

 

My other grandfather was navigationally challenged. He joined a support group and they decided to do a charity walk from Cape Reinga to Bluff.  He drowned shortly after they started

 

My other grandfather was a burglar. The rest of my family were in the armed offenders squad. My grandfather died surrounded by his family.

 

My other grandfather died in his sleep - unlike the passengers in his car who died screaming

 

My other grandfather cant do what he used to - bless him. ...You know .... bomb the Japanese

 

My other grandfather was a peeping tom. He used to drill holes in the floor and spy on the people in the flat below. He died recently, but I like thinking about him up there somewhere, looking down on us.”

 

 

 

Go Milton Jones

 

       

 

 




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  Reply # 2167968 26-Jan-2019 14:18
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eracode:

 

Had to sit back and think about this one for a minute. Very good!


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jpoc:

 

I decided to donate blood today but they kept asking all sorts of stupid questions.

 

"Whose blood is this?"

 

"Where did you get the bottle?"

 

 

 

 

I love this so much, really appeals to my sense of humor...

 

 


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