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  Reply # 2170959 31-Jan-2019 17:51
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Why did the video game console cross the road?

 

To render the other side.

 

 

 

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A man goes in to see a psychiatrist, raving: “Am I a wigwam or a teepee? A wigwam or a teepee? Wigwam, teepee? Wigwam or teepee?”

The shrink quickly says “Just relax - you’re two tents”.

 
 
 
 




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  Reply # 2203797 23-Mar-2019 13:05
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+1 for being one of the silliest jokes ever to appear here.

 

 





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I just got a pet zebra.

 

 

 

I called him spot.

 

 


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  Reply # 2204125 24-Mar-2019 09:23
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I think this is worse.


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  Reply # 2204153 24-Mar-2019 10:46
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Why did the XBox cross the road?

 

 

 

To render the other side.

 

 

 

 

 

COME AT ME CONSOLE BROS!!





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  Reply # 2204174 24-Mar-2019 11:39
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Why did SaltyNZ say the same joke twice?

He doesn't have enough RAM to remember that he already posted it.

(And that, right there, is why I don't normally make up my own jokes).

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  Reply # 2204185 24-Mar-2019 12:02
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Behodar: Why did SaltyNZ say the same joke twice?

He doesn't have enough RAM to remember that he already posted it.

(And that, right there, is why I don't normally make up my own jokes).

 

 

 

ROFL!





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eracode:

frankv:


eracode:


eracode:


Wife: No


Me: It's a good name.


Wife: Babe, we're not calling the dog 'Sarah Jessica Barker' - so keep thinking.


Me: Woofie Goldberg.



Wife: Nah.


Me: Ann Huntaway.


Wife: FFS.


Me: Michael Canine.


Wife: Bingo.



 


B I N G O, and Bingo was his name-o.


 




Very good! Didn’t think of it that way when I typed it.


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Chew Barka would’ve been the next suggestion.


We have chickens. My son named the first ones.
Artimis fowl
Cluck Norris

Later we got more and i suggested a star wars naming theme
Princess Layer
Hen Solo
Hellenium Falcon
Luke SkySquarker
Oh lay one kenobi
Senator pulletine

He rejected them for some reason.

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  Reply # 2204212 24-Mar-2019 13:03
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nunz:

I just got a bee hive..only another 30 000 names to go.

 

 

 

Oh, you have the best puns, honey.

 

 





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  Reply # 2204350 24-Mar-2019 16:53
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SaltyNZ:

nunz:

I just got a bee hive..only another 30 000 names to go.


 


Oh, you have the best puns, honey.


 


Why do bees hum....

Because they cant remember the words


What goes zzub zzub zzub.?


A bee flying backwards.



Two people driving down the road when the car runs out of petrol.

The driver hops out, grabs some bees off some flowers, opens the petrol tank lid and holding the bees near the opening goes wee weee weee. Two minutes later he hops in the car, it starts and off they go.

Wow how did you do that the passenger says.
Easy replies the driver. This car runs on BP.





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  Reply # 2204360 24-Mar-2019 17:51
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nunz:

I just got a bee hive..only another 30 000 names to go.

 

O-bee-wan kenobi

 

Obi-wan kenobee

 

Whoobee Goldberg

 

Bee A Baracas

 

Bee Bee Bowness

 

 


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  Reply # 2204381 24-Mar-2019 19:36
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frankv:

nunz:

I just got a bee hive..only another 30 000 names to go.


O-bee-wan kenobi


Obi-wan kenobee


Whoobee Goldberg


Bee A Baracas


Bee Bee Bowness


 


Ive seen cee bees burning at orions gate

Oh bee haaave baby.

Jesus gave us the bee attitudes

So many literary delusions to mis quote




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