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#2465315 19-Apr-2020 11:04

SaltyNZ:

Saw this one today:

Q: What borders on stupidity?

A: Mexico and Canada

Having tried to sit through The Prez’s live press conference earlier today, this really is tragically accurate.

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#2465323 19-Apr-2020 11:15

Handsomedan: Having tried to sit through The Prez’s live press conference earlier today, this really is tragically accurate.

Have you tried to sit through ANY of his "Press Conferences" ? What I actually mean is "Self Gratification Talk to a captive audience!"

And I mean watch the whole thing - with no breaks for you?

They are one definition of a "Silly Joke".

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#2465348 19-Apr-2020 11:38

msukiwi:

Handsomedan: Having tried to sit through The Prez’s live press conference earlier today, this really is tragically accurate.

Have you tried to sit through ANY of his "Press Conferences" ? What I actually mean is "Self Gratification Talk to a captive audience!"

And I mean watch the whole thing - with no breaks for you?

They are one definition of a "Silly Joke".

Maybe would be a Silly Joke if it all wasn't so scarily serious.

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#2465349 19-Apr-2020 11:40

msukiwi:

Handsomedan: Having tried to sit through The Prez’s live press conference earlier today, this really is tragically accurate.

Have you tried to sit through ANY of his "Press Conferences" ? What I actually mean is "Self Gratification Talk to a captive audience!"

And I mean watch the whole thing - with no breaks for you?

They are one definition of a "Silly Joke".

Watched a few, including this morning's one. JFC, the whole Trump thing is a joke on itself. Trumpers are idiots. And journalists are idiots for not confronting the stupidity of the man. They can do it without offending the office.

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#2465373 19-Apr-2020 12:25

OMFG! I come to threads like this for diversion and a bit of a laugh in stressful times!

Please keep the toxic political comments to any of the other ones already infected. There is even an “Orange Man Bad” one specifically designed for this in the politics forum.

(Note: Not a ‘Trumper’ just getting fed up with so many threads being ‘infected’).

/end rant

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#2465378 19-Apr-2020 12:33

Dingbatt:

OMFG! I come to threads like this for diversion and a bit of a laugh in stressful times!

Please keep the toxic political comments to any of the other ones already infected. There is even an “Orange Man Bad” one specifically designed for this in the politics forum.

(Note: Not a ‘Trumper’ just getting fed up with so many threads being ‘infected’).

/end rant

I second this. It's almost impossible to find a thread here any more where someone isn't talking about it. I am also not a "Trumper".

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#2465398 19-Apr-2020 13:07

My thread so my viewpoint is I agree politics should be left elsewhere, but genuinely funny/silly political jokes are okay. I like the one about what borders on stupidity.

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#2465399 19-Apr-2020 13:09

At least it didn’t say “boarders on stupidity” :-)

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#2465433 19-Apr-2020 14:50

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they
talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to
cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One
of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman ...begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her
drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction
flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks
slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that
there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'

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#2465788 20-Apr-2020 05:10

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