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#3365119 18-Apr-2025 08:09

How do you know when a pilot walks into a pub? He'll tell you.

How do you know when a geekzoner gets solar? He'll start a thread.

You're not on Atlantis anymore, Duncan Idaho.

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#3366736 23-Apr-2025 12:55

Sometimes I just sit and think. Other times I just sit.

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#3367567 25-Apr-2025 20:44

Sometimes I just sit and think. Other times I just sit.

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#3367577 25-Apr-2025 22:26

MadEngineer:

How do you know when a pilot walks into a pub? He'll tell you.

How do you know when a geekzoner gets solar? He'll start a thread.

How rude! 😀

Delete cookies?! Are you insane?!

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#3368373 28-Apr-2025 19:00

Sometimes I just sit and think. Other times I just sit.

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#3368376 28-Apr-2025 19:10

There are two types of people in the world;

Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

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#3368407 28-Apr-2025 22:00

There are two types of people in the world;

Those who say there are two types of people - and those who don’t.

Sometimes I just sit and think. Other times I just sit.

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#3368436 29-Apr-2025 08:40

There are 10 types of people in the world

Those that understand binary, and those that don't.

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#3368662 29-Apr-2025 12:27

sir1963:

There are 10 types of people in the world

Those that understand binary, and those that don't.

Ah, thanks - I always wondered what binary and non-binary people were all about. Simpler than I thought.

Sometimes I just sit and think. Other times I just sit.

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#3370237 3-May-2025 19:49

RIP to my friend who went out for some thread for his wife but ended up at the pub.

Gone, but not for cotton.

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#3371117 7-May-2025 12:21

A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.

Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them... they're bound to be curious about sex at that age."

"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He took her appendix out!"

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#3371247 7-May-2025 18:11

Yeah Johnny gets into a lot of trouble...

A teacher asks her class: “If there are 3 birds on a lake and you shoot one of them how many will be left?”

She calls on little Johnny. He replies, ”None, they all fly away with the first gun shot” The teacher replies: “The correct answer is 2, but I like your thinking.” Then Little Johnny says:

"I have a question for you."

There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream:

One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.

The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.

The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.

"Which one is married?”

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied: “Well I suppose the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.” To which Little Johnny replied: “The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.”

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#3371280 7-May-2025 20:16

MadEngineer:

Yeah Johnny gets into a lot of trouble...

A teacher asks her class: “If there are 3 birds on a lake and you shoot one of them how many will be left?”

She calls on little Johnny. He replies, ”None, they all fly away with the first gun shot” The teacher replies: “The correct answer is 2, but I like your thinking.” Then Little Johnny says:

"I have a question for you."

There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream:

One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.

The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.

The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.

"Which one is married?”

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied: “Well I suppose the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.” To which Little Johnny replied: “The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.”