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  # 1646634 6-Oct-2016 13:45
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New martial art

 

................ETARAK...................Karate spelt backwards.

 

 

 

the art of smashing your hand to pieces with a lump of wood

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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  # 1665077 7-Nov-2016 15:18
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After her divorce from Paul McCartney, Heather Mills decided to put her best foot forward and get on with her life.


 
 
 
 


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  # 1665140 7-Nov-2016 16:07
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There was a man called Gareth who started a political party...oh, no - hang on!






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  # 1666855 9-Nov-2016 20:25
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What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?

 

 

 

The Polar bear


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  # 1667855 11-Nov-2016 10:36
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DarthKermit:

 

After her divorce from Paul McCartney, Heather Mills decided to put her best foot forward and get on with her life.

 

 

 

 

After the divorce a reporter asked Paul if he thought he'd ever go down on one knee again.....he responded: " I'd prefer if you called her Heather."





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  # 1667895 11-Nov-2016 10:55
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floydbloke:

 

DarthKermit:

 

After her divorce from Paul McCartney, Heather Mills decided to put her best foot forward and get on with her life.

 

 

 

 

After the divorce a reporter asked Paul if he thought he'd ever go down on one knee again.....he responded: " I'd prefer if you called her Heather."

 

 

So Funny!

 

 


 
 
 
 


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  # 1668659 12-Nov-2016 16:49
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FS: Dead canary.

 

Not going cheap.


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I used to have a pet bird. It would sit on my shoulder and say 'pieces of seven. pieces of seven'.

 

 

 

It's what you call parrity error.


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  # 1670961 14-Nov-2016 19:35
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FS: Dead Wapiti.

 

Somewhat dear.


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  # 1671020 14-Nov-2016 21:39
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How Long is a Chinese name. 


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  # 1671650 16-Nov-2016 03:42
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender says, "for you? no charge."


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  # 1672687 17-Nov-2016 12:21
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Cthom:

 

A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender says, "for you? no charge."

 

 

Ahh cat and chemistry meme:

 

Image result for cats and chemistry





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  # 1672691 17-Nov-2016 12:23
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Related image





My thoughts are no longer my own and is probably representative of our media-controlled government


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  # 1673058 17-Nov-2016 18:41
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"Yes, I have rooibos" the redhead waitress replied gingerly.


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