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Fred99
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  #2221709 21-Apr-2019 12:55
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msukiwi:

 

Rikkitic:

 

The mute button. The greatest invention of civilised society.

 

 

Unfortunately, no-one that I know etc has one!

 

 

Then get them one!

 

https://www.amazon.com/Adult-Sized-Pacifier-Babies-Coffee/dp/B01M2Y0E64


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  #2222348 22-Apr-2019 19:11
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Has the Large Hadron Collider destroyed the world yet?

 

Answer here


 
 
 
 


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  #2222633 23-Apr-2019 11:09
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My new 25" monitors with USB-C that I can plug my Samsung S9 into and use it a desktop.

 

No use for it in real life but it's quite cute.





= > ÷

 

 


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  #2225751 26-Apr-2019 18:10
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An Odroid-N2 will be in the 'mailbox' today :-)





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  #2225758 26-Apr-2019 18:20
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Listening to a little kid in a restaurant first swing "hey diddle diddle" and then flick her fingers through her lips really fast.

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  #2227642 29-Apr-2019 21:52
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Google Translate makes me laugh.

Correct translation: There you are!
Google's attempt: I am in an cat!

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  #2227649 29-Apr-2019 21:58
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Pet mouse?


 
 
 
 


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  #2227651 29-Apr-2019 21:58
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What about that English/Russian one from many years ago? The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak = The vodka is good but the meat is rotten.





I don't think there is ever a bad time to talk about how absurd war is, how old men make decisions and young people die. - George Clooney
 


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  #2227763 30-Apr-2019 09:45
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When my kids and I were watching the Rugby on Friday night and Sevu Reece sends Kwagga Smith FLYING through the air and my 7 year old daughter yells out BOOMFA!


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  #2228300 1-May-2019 07:14
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The "Sero" from Samsung:

 

 

Samsung believe "millennials" want vertically orientated big TVs.


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  #2228348 1-May-2019 09:17
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That I only learned last night that Air Supply have 2 male singers, not one male and one female as I had always believed. I am slightly embarrassed. I am sure Russell Hitchcock would have a legitimate reason to post in the opposing thread as a result!

 

 


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  #2231110 5-May-2019 12:55
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Headline in the NZ Herald today “Two Kiwi salesmen, one Hamilton motel room - and a death threat for snoring”.

Neil Armstrong had a run-in with a colleague after snoring in a shared motel room. He’s lucky he wasn’t in an Apollo capsule with Buzz Lightyear.




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  #2231478 6-May-2019 10:45
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I had a moment in a packed carpark in the weekend which made me smile...driving around and around and around, when a tap on the window startled me and a nice (very young) lady told me to follow her to her car, so I could have her spot which she was just about to vacate...that made me smile quite a bit. 

 

 

 

She was brought up well - hats off to her and her parents. 





Handsome Dan Has Spoken.
Handsome Dan is also still somewhat perplexed...


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  #2231489 6-May-2019 11:02
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Travelling in stealth mode in our new Hybrid Rav4. So cool


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  #2231493 6-May-2019 11:05
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MikeB4:

 

Travelling in stealth mode in our new Hybrid Rav4. So cool

 

 

Does this give it a low reflectance signature on law enforcement radars?





Sometimes I just sit and think. Other times I just sit.


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